BITCHING N COMPLAINING N TALES FROM LIFES TABLE

A DAY IN THE LIFE REVISED

2010-11-09T19:08:00.000-08:00

A DAY IN THE LIFE

As so much a life goes the casual update of one or the other of 50 plus blogs was at a time quite interesting an a daily routine effectively erasing at least 12 to 20 hours a day from sunlight an parked behind my glowing screen of interests an the never ending quest to find a niche of my own little corner of you know the web
The effective realisation of crossing the border of a gap in access of online life gee it was a nightmare at first
Access unable due to my computer took a dive off the couch by the insane unrealised ever present assistant . Invariably plunging us both into yes the darkness of being offline an have to deal with well reality.......... Augh !
CARP
It was a nightmare !
reality sucks
Yeap.
WELL
KINDA
it took awhile to get over the heabie jeebies
after the rosy glow of in adeqaciesion of ummmm.
normalcy before the Internet
NAW CARP
entering into the Abyss
The nightmare began
the day's seem to drift by timelessly a seeming nightmare n not knowing what's going on in the world

A DAY IN THE LIFE

2010-11-09T16:45:00.000-08:00

As so much a life goes the casual update of one or the other of 50 plus blogs was at a time quite interesting an a daily routine effectively erasing at least 12 to 20 hours a day from sunlight an parked behind my glowing screen of interests an the never ending quest to find a niche of my own little corner of you know the web

The effective realisation of crossing the border of a gap in access of online life gee it was a nightmare at first

Access unable due to my computer took a dive off the couch by the insane unrealised ever present assistant . Invariably plunging us both into yes the darkness of being offline an have to deal with well reality.......... Augh !

CARP

It was a nightmare !

reality sucks

Yeap.

WELL

KINDA

it took awhile to get over the heabie jeebies

after the rosy glow of in adeqaciesion of ummmm.

normalcy before the Internet

NAW CARP

entering into the Abyss

The nightmare began

the day's seem to drift by timelessly a seeming nightmare n not knowing what's going on in the world

A CONVERSATION AN TALES OF DEALING WITH THE NEIGHBORS

2009-08-30T22:17:00.000-07:00

In conversation a sweet young lady told me . "edited version"
I awoke at 3 AM and couldn't go back to sleep so I just got up and started my day. CAUTION;---To all of you that like to vacuum in the morning DON'T DO IT if your husband is still sleeping. I had vacuumed the whole house by 4 o'clock AM so I thought I would quietly sneak into the bedroom and try to vacuum, as soon as I turned that thing on my husband rose straight up out of bed screaming
Fuzzy monkey's ?
My reply "edited version"
MY MY THAT'S A NEW ONE ..............
Vacuuming the floor at 4 am That's as good as FUZZY MONKEY'S !
Surprising your husband didn't jump up n cut the cord .
My wife's rules absolute silence , I am able to do whatever I like as long as it doesn't include noise of any kind .
What thoughts misguided you that it was a must to get vacuuming done so early ?
I myself usually vacuum right before the wife comes home so she will see the the marks fresh in the carpet . In my case that is where acknowledgement is best acquired . I also put several fabric softener sheets in the vacuum a hoover savvy I put them on the side the heppa filter is and it makes the exhaust air so fresh smelling so that the air plus a freshly marked up carpet gives that untreaded on type of look .
Another neat trick is always leave the vacuum right in the corner plugged in by the front door then when unwanted guest appear as they usually do in the most importuned moments you reach over after the door bell rings turning on the vacuum before opening up the door to the unwanted guest . with that look of despair on your face like hey I AM BUSY HERE ! There's not time for fiddle faddling around state your business an get it over with in a hurry before the wife comes home I have to get the vacuuming done before such an There's no need to be tracking footy prints all over my freshly vacuumed carpets . with that look of disgust turning off the vacuum an crossing your arms will deter even the most seasoned sales man or Jehovah's witness ... .........Snickers snickers Smirk * Smirks * grin :)
More tales and helpful hints upon request ............
Her reply "edited version"
Thank you so much for the tips --I will try doing that with the vacuum by the door. One thing though, I don't know about you but I have a few friends that think I have nothing better to do than sit at my dining room table and drink coffee with them and they honestly feel their giving me a vacation by staying as long as they can and they know we're having guests for supper and if I didn't know better I would think they are staying long enough to get invited. But enough for that and as far as vacuuming at 4 o'clock in the AM, what's wrong with that as long as my vacuum is sort of quiet. I like doing all sorts of things in the evening, I will do dishes and bake bread and make my dessert in the morning. It is so peacefully quiet in the PM and by now my spouse is more than used to me pounding nails and laying tile in the kitchen or whatever my little brain may deem it to be done at night.
My reply "edited version"
Pounding nails laying tile my my you sound like your quite the fixer upper taking on projects like that yourself but as I understand if you don't do it who will. your husband ? right like his list of priorities are anywhere near your desires of what's an to do lists. As to your unwanted guests there's several ways to deal w/t such . One is have a extra sack of red or white potatoes around an a few peelers a bag of carrots to . take em out n plop em down right in front of them with a few bowls even if its not on the menu that night . one could always use an advanced set up to make a good stew or prepped potatoes for boiling a good mashed potatoes side dish . its quite easy after dropping them down in front of them just say "while your here" I COULD SURE USE SOME HELP ! now whip the skins off those potatoes for me while I get the tea an some spices to mix in those peeled an diced potatoes your going to do for me I need them done by the weekend and since your here might as well get it done ready and proceed stored in these handy tupperware containers and put out of the way . and by the way peel those carrots too for next weeks stew I am going to get around to making eventually . An by the way I have a mountain of laundry with all of you here after were done with the peeling an everything I'll clear away the table an then I can pile all the laundry right in the middle an you a'll will be able to fold it all up for me lickedy split .... While I prepare the tea an biscuits for this little potato n carrot peeling laundry folding party were are all having here !. If they don't all of a sudden hit the front door running or have an important phone call to make real quick then whip it out for them to do an I betcha real quick they wont be hanging around too long the next time . Always' have a huge pile of unfolded laundry waiting on the table for then the next time they come over I myself am real good at getting the laundry through its paces from the washer to the dryer out an in the spare bedroom . But getting it folded up Ha! that's better left for the wife to handle cause it only took one time for me not folding it right to break me of the habit of trying to be a totally dedicated house husband . HER GIRLFRIEND hung around to long one day after guzzling down not one but two bottles of zinfandel rose wine . I brought out 6 piles of fresh cleaned unfolded laundry an graduated them from being couch warmers to professional laundry folding wine'os ! I was quite happy to snatch away each an every folded stack toot sweet just as fast as they could mange a pile . graciously bringing out another load after a few hymns an haws oh my gawds is that another pile it was all done an put away . Believe me I heard comments quite a few times after that every time her girlfriend came over unfortunately I have accumulated at least 3 to 4 dozen empty wine bottles due to I cant bear myself to throw away those reminders of good times an adventures of getting the girls completely trashed on way to many glassfuls along with the fact of I make a great spread of cheese n crackers to go along with the wine . My plans for the bottles is to stack them up laying flat an cement them all together in a circle making a round planter for strawberries ..... Oh but I guess I am drifting off the subject at hand . If my advice of the potatoes carrots an laundry don't get em . Whip out a gas powered weed whacker a few wrenches some rags an throw it up on the table n say girls while your waiting for me to fix tea or coffee an entertain you all tear this thing apart piece by piece an clean it up real quick I am sure it will run better after we get it all spanking clean an shiny brand new looking again. and by the way the lawn mowers next on the agenda. If that don't get em running for the door then you've at least got the weed whacker cleaned up and the lawn mower too . It might make a mess of your table but whip a rag back n forth across ed it after you bring out the tea an sweep it right into they're laps like the waitresses clean off the tables in restaurants everything hits the floor and that always the last thing to get clean up . In which were back to the vacuum cleaner turning it on an shouting GIRLS get yur butt up n move your chairs back n forth while I vacuum up your mess an by the way after I am done with the vacuuming were taking this party outside by the barbecue pit an the party there is going to be getting it the barbecue pit all cleaned up an spiffy for the next barbecue session next week or so. Oh and one other thing by the way the next time you all come over I am gathering together some paint brushes rollers an effects an we are together going to repaint the living rm.kitchen an a few bedrooms and if you all plan on hanging around long enough there's the bathrooms hallways and the garage needs straightening up too. I have got plenty of plans for you all since were are all together like this all the time I will have to remember to make a to do list . That ought to curb your neighbors endeavors of staying an hanging around too long if not at least you'll get the house repainted the garage cleaned out a spiffy cleaned up barbecue pit an lets not forget the weed whacker lawn mower an potatoes n carrots . If your still having trouble do as I did one time yell out to the wife and in your case to your husband . HONEY I AM GOING TO THE STORE ENTERTAIN MY GUESTS WHILE I AM GONE !. Lock up girls behind yourself when you leave just in case he's not home or she in my case comes out with a bad attitude . If not get out back there n split up enough kindling wood for the fireplace to last for a few weeks before I get back . Take off burning wheels out of the driveway an go to the spa for a few hours or in one instance I told the wife THAT I WAS GOING TO THE STORE BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES ! yelling through the house as I shut the door an went on a two week vacation to California and I live in Florida . It was great very relaxing and believe me I was greeted with my goodness that was the longest few minutes in history but you were missed the house is a mess !
CHEERS TO YA . I hope these tips on dealing with the neighbors helps out or at least gives you a chuckle sweetheart .. you are very much loved and appreciated allowing me to go on like this an tell a good effective point in dealing with the neighbors . Sincerely Dirtdog

A COMPLAINT AS TO WRITING IN ALL CAPITALS

2009-08-10T22:06:00.000-07:00

A COMPLAINT CAME IN AS TO WRITING IN ALL CAPITALS

The reality of in writing in all capitals...

Some of us are not as fortunate as others in reading apparel ...YES I need glasses...

ALSO these blogs were written in a time of stress, anxieties and insanity....

The ALL CAPITALS were not an important thought at that time ..

I was traveling in a different country .

It was a Time of Uncertainty -

Main Entry: un·cer·tain·tyFunction: nounPronunciation: -t &n-te1 : the quality or state of being uncertain : DOUBT 2 : something that is uncertain synonyms UNCERTAINTY , DOUBT , DUBIETY , SKEPTICISM , SUSPICION , MISTRUST mean lack of sureness about someone or something. UNCERTAINTY may range from a falling short of certainty to an almost complete lack of conviction or knowledge especially about an outcome or result uncertainty>. DOUBT suggests both uncertainty and inability to make a decision doubts as to what to do>. DUBIETY stresses a wavering between conclusions dubiety about its practicality>. SKEPTICISM implies unwillingness to believe without conclusive evidence skepticism>. SUSPICION stresses lack of faith in the truth, reality, fairness, or reliability of something or someone suspicion>. MISTRUST implies a genuine doubt based upon suspicion mistrust of doctors.

Yes uncertainty would and is a great way of expression to the point .

That period of time was extremely STRESSFUL ..

The environment was HOSTILE it was dark an the overwhelming light from the computer screen COARSELY PIERCED through the retinas in such a way that seeing what was being outlaid was well at a point of pain .....

THUS forth the USE of capitals was essential at that time ...

Realize this in a foreign land everything is so much different ..

Lighting is the worst even the plug was in need of an adapter and extension cord to power my trusty computer..

Traversing throughout the many towns ?

Well pits of hell the use of Hostels as resident evil overnight stays ...

As I can recall it was 3am. peering at my trusty Cartier ....

The multi use room was ablaze with dimly lit candles .

The party was still in full bloom with the many certainly outstanding strange college student travelers ? ...

The air thick filled with smoke from products severely illegal in the great USA and cigarette smoke so thick the desire to smoke was not necessary for weeks to come ...

Realize there wine is cheaper than water .

And not nearly as poisonous...

Through the course of the evening several bottles were consumed w/t a variety of cheese n extremely stale crackers ..

The diet of the casual traveler...

I was pitted in the lack of sleep day's without proper rest or consumable appropriate food ? indeed very questionable food ...

I am totally amazed how the foreigners survive on the present day available food and the prices for a steak an potatoes meal well it's like taking out a mortgage on an overpriced house ..

Oh back at the hostel ...

The mesmerizing roar of the party an of course the ever present fumes of burning weed is well permeating the awareness composure of this weary traveler .

Weaken by the desire for real food ?

overwhelmed actual submerged in the wrath of alcoholic poisoning.

Of course w/t sulfite present in the wine and the ten cups coffee in the evening for the need of vitamin D from creamer plus sugar gobs of it yummies! also to enhance awareness...

The daily assault lack of sleep , proper nutrition weeks on end throughout the coarse of traveling ..

A Cartier watch an Laptop plus a bundle of dirty laundry crammed in a backpack in tow ...

Life is extreme but of course the memories are essential in adapting the correct creative edge of writing the ramblings of insanity .

The use of ALL CAPITALS are necessary .

And then the copy n paste process occasionally enhanced the size of content ...

For some reason why I have no idea ? ...

Well hopefully this explains the USE OF ALL CAPITALS to a point of your understanding that situations require such .

But thank you for pointing out such !

It certainly gave me a chance to explain a bit of just how life may take us to the extremes an to also ramble on an on about the delight in traveling abroad in so which you will see that ALL CAPITALS may be in a few more posts n ramblings in the future an overlook such an be able to see the real point in my writing...

That is well really to get your mind off the present every day life an the economy an take you away in an view life through someone elses eyes n thoughts ...

Have a nice day ! CHEERS from the severely worn laptop of DIRTDOG

AN IMPERIALIST PERSONALITY

2009-07-12T07:56:00.000-07:00

Quite frankly the reality of it all excessive waste and significant gain is the creative factors in society these days .

The flaunting of wealth is at an all time high these days with such expansive estates popping up all over some tucked away in secluded estates lingering in the vast depths of distance away from the prying eyes of the casual observer .

Effectively such abundance of wealth doesn't necessarily throw such an air to the wind of indifference although today in some instance as in the effluent viral opulence portrayed in the rolling estate homes sprouting up on the shore line at the local beach areas.

You see here in the south in away it seems so freaking overwhelming that is so stunning it is truly amazing .

A vast lawn which by the way is the ultimate of imperialism .

But only a minuscule effect in today's world the true relevance of flaunt .

Although as small a thing as the flourishing weedless significantly pruned to a perfection of an idealistic standard it has been an excess of opulence regaled in society even in the truly insignificant suburbs.

Truly the lawn really in a way prevails to a forgone conclusion as to the vastness stretched out throughout America that even today in a fluctuating stock market and foreclosures dotting the landscape of a declining public .

Which in away a tell tale sign of the looming devastation's portrayed in the effect of the unkempt lawn stand out more than ever .

Against the stunningly effective perfection of a well kept lawn that gains the reality of today's influential society.

As I take a short travel out in the monster car so to speak dubbed by my dear sweet tight wad of a mother .

It certainly is outstandingly noticeable to realize just who it is that is succeeding these days an who is falling back reeling in they're shoes an dying out .

A truly sad significance of a deteriorating society seeing the disturbing difference in the unkempt and the excessively well maintained a casual but significant outlay displayed oh so simply by the effects displayed in the lawns of today households.

A sad sad day is on the horizon coming as the millions of household fall into ruin around the country .

A true reality seems to be flailing in such it is that the more one has the more is displayed seems to be fading in some ways but effectively it still is a stand alone realization in the true significance of today's lawns still prevail as to the true prolific significance of the imperialistic society .

BEYOND THE LEDGE

2009-05-27T07:54:00.000-07:00

BEYOND THE LEDGE
LIVING LIFE AT THE EDGE OF INSANE .

HOW MAY I EXPLAIN THIS ..?

THE EVILS OF THE DAY EXIST AS I AWAKEN IN A TORTURED PASSAGE OF CONTINUAL THOUGHTS ...

OVER N OVER THEY GRAZE MY REALITIES ....

EATING AWAY AT THE VERY CORE OF COMPOSURE ...

DELUDED IMAGINATIONS CONFER WITH EACH OTHER IN A RAGE..

AN ARGUMENT OF CONSIDERABLE DIFFERENCES...

UNJUSTLY SIGNIFICANT DEGRADATION'S OF THE MINDS THOUGHTS ...

THE REALIZATION BETWEEN REALITY AN DREAMS ARE SIGNIFICANTLY ALTERED TO A POINT OF UNRECOGNIZABLE DIFFERENCE .

STRUCTURED IN LAYERS OF CONFUSION EVENTS IN DREAMS TORMENT THE CONSCIOUS HOURS IN TORTUROUS FRAGMENTS .

TEARING AWAY AT THE FABRIC OF PERSONALITY AS A SERIOUS INDIVIDUAL GRADUALLY DROWNS IN DESPAIR ..

DUE TO THIS BLINDING REALITY THAT IS VOID OF INDIFFERENCE BETWEEN SLEEP AND AWAKE ..

INQUISITIVE I TRY TO DISTINGUISH THE VARIABLE ...

TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE CORE OF CONSCIOUS DEFINITIONS PERCEIVED IS REAL OR IMAGINATIONS...

STIRRING THE VARIABLE INTO UNRELIABLE CONCLUSIONS ..

AN INTERNAL HELL OF DYNAMIC PROPORTIONS DISTORT THE PASSING OF ILLUSIONS TO REALITY HAUNTING THE VERY BEING I ONCE WAS...

INTO NIGHTMARES OF INDISTINCT CONSCIOUSNESS .

PERPLEXED I SIT N CONSIDER IS THIS ALL AN ILLUSION OF A LIFE I EXTINGUISHED LONG AGO .

AS FRACTIONS OF TIME PASSES AND THE REALITY OF CONNECTING TO THE ILLUSION ..

A QUESTION ARISES IS THIS WHAT DEATH IS ?

A TORMENTING FRACTURED REALITY OF EMPTINESS IN PASSAGES OF THOUGHTS ....

PLAUSIBLE IDENTITY EFFECTIVELY ELUDES ONES SELF...

INTO BELIEVING THAT THIS MAY BE REAL OR JUST A REFLECTED IMAGE OF THE MEMORY OF WHAT ONCE WAS ...

A DEFINITION OF SUCH IS OVERWHELMINGLY INDISTINGUISHABLE ..

BETWEEN THE CORE OF UNBEARABLE INABILITY TO DISTINGUISH PERCEPTION IN FEELINGS OF ANY STIMULATIVE RECOGNITION OF REALITY DUE TO PAIN EFFECTIVELY CONSISTS IN BOTH ILLUSIONS BETWEEN A DREAM STATE AND THE CONSIDERATION OF WHAT MAY BE REALITY .

I PERSIST INTO THE DAY A DETERIORATING CONSCIOUSNESS OF PLAUSIBLE THOUGHTS...

ESCAPE OF SUCH TORMENTS A CONSIDERATION OR AN ILLUSION TO GRAVITATE FROM AN INESCAPABLE REALITY .

ANOTHER DAY BREAKS THE INDIFFERENCE OF AN UNRECOGNIZABLE PASSAGE OF TIME TICKING AWAY AT LIFE'S PERCEPTION ..

IMAGINATION OR REALITY..IS THIS STILL A LIFE ?

OR AM I JUST LOST IN THE TORMENTS OF HELL ?

A FREQUENT CONSIDERATION TO PONDER ..

EXAMINING THE RELEVANCE OF IT ALL DETERIORATES THE DAY INTO THE NIGHT ..

TOMORROW AWAKENS THE NIGHTMARE INTO CONSCIOUSNESS ONCE AGAIN...

BITCHING

2009-04-29T15:55:00.000-07:00

Yes bitching seems to be the relevant factor in these passing day's

But with so much to decide upon the utmost important differences become a pondering effects .

Could it be the economy ?

Maybe the escalating facts of groceries an the overly inflated pricing ?

How about the drastic steps the government prevailed upon the smokers raising the price of cigarettes a dollar a pack ! Jeez Bastards "Oh it will curb the vicious effects" of nicotine addiction !

Bullshit ! its to line they're vicious greedy ass pockets to stimulate the massive spending spree.

An speaking of greedy as bastard the government is full of them .
I say lets line them up an waste a few bullets on the assholes who are able to vote on they're own pay raises. While the rest of the country is flailing in desperation an despair !

But in all that's just my own thoughts an actually acting out such free for all detailed reduction in a waste of bullets is well beyond me .

Hell I still feel really bad about squishing a poor little mouse that seemed to be in the wrong place an my dog had cornered it on the back porch . Fearing the vicious little fella would have harmed my little dog an I would have had to take him to the vet for a bite on the nose an inflict a serious dose of rabies vaccines with those painful shots etc. The thoughts of the trauma presented in having to actually pay the vet for his services an not to mention my poor dog looking all pitiful .

I picked up the closes thing in the area which happened to be an very heavy old antique oar from an old boat an trying to scoop up the little fellow to usher him out of reach from my vicious little dog snarling an barking as he was trying to get at him he jumped the wrong way as I progressively slammed the oar down an stuck the little mousy a bit to hard extinguishing the life out of his frail little body . gee I still feel bad for that !

Well damn off in another direction that happens !

More tales an thoughts at another time.

DRIVING IN THE FAST LANE

2009-02-02T04:26:00.000-08:00

As a car enthusiast an typical owner of a Thoroughbred muscle car .

A Black an grey stripped Mustang GT California special Convertible 2007 .

Getting there is part of the action .

encouraging an actually existing passion of living life as driving in the fast last .

It is realised that once up to speed n traveling having to slow down is a negative all the momentum is there to continue the pursuit of destination.

In so which traveling in the fast lane is definitely not for the pansies faint of heart slow motion shakers .

Although the inevitable usually happen is any distant of travel .

There is always that dick head the stuck in the mud I am not budging sticking to the posted speed to the digit in the far left lane .

They must have been a hall monitor in school .

It is then one at speed approaches the rear of the they're bumper at a distance you can see them divert they're eyes away from the rear view mirror an even that straight ahead look in the side mirror .

It is then one must realise that this ones not passive an considerate an before you wish you had the James Bond additions to the vehicle that can blast your way through .

It is then one must glance an see if the alternative lanes are appropriately of use to veer around the stuck on the numbers .

An as usual there free space an continue to proceed .

But as always use caution an pass within inches of the right side mirror an give them the finger after all they're not going to pick up speed to return the gratitude .

An then as one has passed withing a few centimeters of knocking they're front bumper off .

From merging back into the left lane without even the consideration of a blinker .

give them that last bit of negativity of . You bastard or precious bitch thanks for the inconsideration merge on into they're lane without even blinking an eye at them .

Inconsiderate ass wipes as they are it is a deserving factor to merge into they're line of travel at such a distance that in most cases they will slam on brakes in a negative demonstration .

as to entering into they're space it is then that you look back an adjust your mirror or at least touch it with an extended finger of the central proportioned index.

Continuing on in your venture as the inconsiderate fades back into the distance recesses of the rear view mirror .

One must cringe at the reality of such negativity abound throughout life it seems there is a considerable amount of hall monitors these days they seem to all be driving the fabricated beer cans that can fold up like they have been stepped on .

Most can barely acquire the reality of the flow of traffic due to the fact they are under powered fuel monitors .

Typical 4 cylinder sewing machine garbage throw aways .

Referring to the fact that by the time you have paid it off the thing has begun to break down due to most of the contents are made of recycled trash .

They just don't seem to hold up to preservation an by all means the life expectancy of such wonder cars are merely 4 to five years .

So if your passion is getting they're in style an progressively positioning one self in the fore front get a real car and drive like you stole it .

SOCIETY THESE DAY'S

2009-01-26T10:04:00.000-08:00

The perspective of Society these day's

Delusional reality seems to be an infusion of surreality an economic flatulence's .

Intentional prefer ability of significance an positive activity in the financial crisis .

Comparatively as seen throughout the media outlets which passively suggest to out stand the position of decadence while the majority of the established living society .

Is going through such economic downfall is such that most of the real people are actually starving....

At this time although the variable between the significance of rich an poor separate farther an farther away.

Insignificant illusion of the media portrays that there is plenty to go around an the opportunities seem comparatively significant .

Although while mortgages are being foreclosed on and an amazing amount of people are loosing they're savings they're lively hood .

The rich are wining an dining affluently overlooking the reality an harshness of the insignificant....

As winter pours into full strength the migration out of the frozen wilderness into the more weather tight regions....

Trying to do they're best to get away from the crippling cold an the reality of the disease of poverty stricken upper northern states .

Where such financial providers as the automobile industry .

Alternative manufacturing closes down the towns an cities throughout the country all over are redirecting an laying off the old weak an feeble cutting the crop out of the employment fields ..

The reality is that the poor seem to migrate as explained above into the lower state where the weather isn't so significantly deadly ....

Reality restrains the insignificant upon arrival in so it is that the deep south has closed down also where the economic integrity of business they have been turning down the insignificant from job opportunities for over the past year .

With unemployment rampantly eating way at the fabric of society .

Crime is growing in leaps an bounds ...

As the population moves around from place to place until they're money runs out an they become stuck in the small town ...

Life is going to become more desperate more so than ever before .

Crime will over come the established police task forces..

They are overrun with paperwork an the realities of details ...

Insomuch as now they have become mere janitors an provide a clean up process rather than curtailing crime as it once used to be...

Life will become more desperate over the times ahead.

Be careful out they're life here is well it is increasingly becoming a jungle out there....

THE LAZY PERSONS GUIDE TO GETTING THINGS DONE

2008-12-18T15:24:00.000-08:00

The lazy person’s guide to getting things done Putting off the things we need to do is a fine art that many of us have perfected. We procrastinate about everything we find too tedious or overwhelming—returning phone calls, finding jobs and even delaying routine medical tests. If you’re nodding along as you read this, here are a few simple tips that can help you outsmart your inertia and get things done.

Make a list Getting organized begins with one fundamental tool—a list. Lists can help you feel more in control of your life and help you remember what needs to get done. Buy a little notebook and carry it around with you so it’s always easy to refer to. Enjoy the sense of accomplishment when you cross even one item off the list.

Focus on what really matters Make a list of the priorities that need to get done today---not tomorrow or a month from now. It’s okay to let the house get a little messy or let your emails pile up for a day or two. Tackle what absolutely cannot wait first.

Break things down into smaller steps If a task seems overwhelming, break it down into more manageable, specific goals. Telling yourself you need to “lose 10 pounds” is not specific enough about how you’re going to get there. Set smaller goals in short-term increments, like walking three times for an hour in the next week or doing 10 sit-ups each day. By setting baby steps, you’ll be much more likely to accomplish your goal and also be inspired to go further.

Put a time limit on yourself It’s always hardest getting started, but it’s a lot easier to say “I’m going to work on this for 30 minutes starting now.” Then stop. Sometimes, knowing there’s light at the end of the tunnel can get you going—and even help give you the momentum you need to keep going.

Eliminate distractions In this era of immediacy, it’s easy to get side-tracked by a million little things that sap our motivation. If you really need to get something done, turn your phone off. Stop answering emails. Make yourself unavailable. If you’re at work, close your door or put headphones on to make it harder for someone to interrupt you

ten reasons to live an tell everybody to fuck off

2008-11-30T19:38:00.000-08:00

10 Reasons to be Antisocial

Everything important in your life, the correct decisions, the perfect work, the life-changing realizations, they all come when you are alone. Being antisocial provides you with the time for these.

1. Genius is antisocial
This does not mean that by being antisocial you automatically adopt the status of genius, but it does mean that if you, by some slim chance are, in fact, a genius, you will have no patience for average and below-average humanity. You will see it as annoying and distracting like a high-schooler being forced to endure a day in pre-school. You will seek to isolate yourself and work. Again, the choice to isolate yourself and work does not necessarily indicate genius, just a slightly higher possibility of it. Very slightly. Writing, painting, working on complex math problems, all solitary work for the most part. Genius needs room to concentrate.

2. Less drama
Which is not to say no drama. If you are human and you live around humans you will have drama. It does not matter if you mind your own business and keep to yourself, trust me, the cunts and assholes will find you. Being genuinely antisocial ensures that you will run into this less, which is not to say, never. Be ready for it, but going under the radar means that you probably won’t have to dig more than one shallow grave per decade.

3. You gain insight
You cannot ever be rid of people entirely. I know this, I have tried. Hell, even Howard Hughes, the modern prophet of anti-socialism still had to deal with his lawyers. People, however, will be reduced to bite-sized chunks. You will be able to analyze them as you take your breaks from analyzing more important things. Spend enough time thinking about enough data and you come to some pretty interesting conclusions. The fact is that most people reveal far more than is immediately obvious in the course of a casual conversation, you just have to put it under a microscope, which means it needs isolated, and you need private time look at it.

4. Relationships require effort
Usually of the non-rewarding kind. Relationships with chicks involve doing things that serve no practical purpose whatsoever, as gestures. Chicks love gestures. You take this much effort it means that you love me this much. The idea that there is no correlation between love and effort for a man never occurs to them. I think this all started with that old Percy Sledge song “When a Man Loves a Woman” in which the singer tells all the things men will do for women they love. It was BS made to sell records. Effort is what men put out when there is a tangible reward at the end of the job. Like sex. The gestures are all about sex, not to show affection. Those flowers are not merely because I know you like flowers and I want to make you happy, they are because I know you like flowers and I want to fuck you.

5. Conversation-padding
A 2-hour conversation usually only consists of about 10-20 minutes of actual worthwhile information sharing. The rest is padded out with small-talk, awkward pauses while somebody thinks of something to say, and boring droning that blends into the background for the listener. Long conversations usually only happen when both people are stuck in one place together and want the satisfaction of “having shared” at the end of their sentence, meaning that they want a conversation for the sake of having one, not because it actually makes sense to communicate. This results in a lot of your life being wasted talking to people and needless stress as you share meaningless nonsense.

6. Low expectations
Nobody expects you to be the life of the party, nobody comes knocking on your door at 3am looking for a shoulder to cry on. This means you don’t get invited to tedious functions and you get to avoid the truly thankless job of being a free therapist to your friends and acquaintances. Being antisocial means that people see you as a closed door, one that they might as well pretend is not there. This might sound like a bad thing, but it is not. We have been taught that happiness depends on being social, but there is no happiness, just the pretense of it. Why waste time looking for something that does not exist?

7. You get balls
What it is is that you don’t care what people think of you. It may bug you that some piece of trash out there has the balls to insult you (different from taking offense at the insult itself), but then you know they are a piece of trash and you get over it. Being insulted by someone you have no respect for is very different from being insulted by somebody who matters, who you at some point thought highly of. I will give you an example: your neighbor’s chihuahua barks at you from his owner’s front porch, does it offend you that this dog does not like you, or are you just irritated by the bark and annoyed that it does not know how small and contemptible it is? For the antisocial person everybody but a very select few (with whom you have limited contact) are chihuahuas. Fuck ‘em.

8. You don’t miss out on a whole lot
Most people have little to offer aside from the psychological comfort of being around another human being. They are not fun or interesting to anybody, least of all for the people who settle for them. In all but a few instances you could lose a relationship and feel very little, but even when you do, it’s pretty much always survivable. You lose that comfort from being around a particular person, but that’s more about adjusting to change than anything else. The point is that people are not all that important, not all that interesting, not all that fun, not all that essential. You would be making a better use of your time doing a crossword puzzle or learning a few words in a foreign language than hanging out with them.

9. Comforting self-deception
If you are just an antisocial moron, then it’s probably a good idea to isolate yourself so that you can tell yourself that you are, in fact a genius and that nobody recognizes what you are because they are all so stupid. Self-aggrandizing delusion needs isolation in order to reach it’s full annoying potential. It’s annoying to everybody else, but rewards the bearer with a tremendous sense of martyrdom which, in many cases, is the only reason they have to not commit suicide.

10. It helps you deal with loneliness
The most sociable, chatty, clingy, blowhards out there, the ones who try to spend as little time alone as possible, for them being alone is the same thing as being lonely. For the antisocial loneliness is very different from the sensation of being alone, they are two distinctly separate feelings. The anti-social can feel loneliness, but it’s rare. You treasure the moments with no distractions, no background movement, no responsibilities beyond what you have in front of you. That is largely, I suspect, a learned reaction to being alone a lot, but it’s good since everybody has to be alone at some point and it’s best to see it as a gift rather than a burden.

A REFLECTION OF PUSHING 50

2008-10-04T11:21:00.000-07:00

AS TIME PASSES EACH AN EVERY DAY A STEP CLOSER DOWN THAT UNKNOWN SECTOR OF THE CAVERNS OF LIFE
THOSE NEVER ENDING PASSAGEWAYS INTO THE DARKNESS . THE FUTURE UNKNOWN . IN ALL I HAVE SURVIVED. PASSING THRU UNCERTAIN TIMES IN MY YOUTH FORGING MY OWN EXISTENCE. IN THIS COLD WORLD I CAN SAY REGRETS ARE JUST NEGATIVE INFLUENCES THAT PASS . AND I CERTAINLY REALISE THAT YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE THE FUTURE. YOU WAKE UP AN ITS ANOTHER DAY. AND AS I HAVE LEARNED ITS UP TO YOU TO MAKE THOSE CHANGES. IN SO I PROCEED WITH CAUTION AVOIDING OUTSIDE INFLUENCES. BY NOW I CAN SAY I HAVE LEARNED TO LIVE AN JUST TO ENJOY THE DAY. THE MOMENT THOSE UNEXPECTED CIRCUMSTANCES THAT CREATE AN AWARENESS OF JUST HOW PRECIOUS LIFE REALLY IS . I AM SURE AS WE ALL COME CLOSER TO THE END OF THIS JOURNEY OF LIFE. WE ARE ALL AWARE THAT TIME PASSES MORE QUICKLY THE OLDER WE GET . AND WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT WE HAVE ACQUIRED IN OUR LIVES. IF WE ONLY HAD THE CHANCE TO GO BACK AN DO IT ALL AGAIN. BUT REALITY SETS IN AS YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR EACH AN EVERY DAY. THE HAVOC OF TIME ETCHED INTO THAT REFLECTION YOU PEER AT INCREASINGLY BECOMES MORE UNUSUAL TO ACCEPT IN REALITY . IF THERE ONLY WAS NO MIRRORS TO VIEW WE WOULD NOT JUDGE QUITE SO HARSHLY OURSELVES . I REALLY DON'T FEEL SO OLD. AWAKING AS SO MANY TIMES BEFORE I FEEL JUST LIKE A KID. MY PERCEPTION OF MYSELF ONLY BECOMES REALITY AS I HAVE SAID THAT DREADED MIRROR ON THE WALL. IT THROWS YOU BACK INTO THE HORRORS OF ACCEPTING THAT OVERWHELMING UNDERSTANDING OF THAT'S ME PEERING BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF TIME. WHAT A NIGHTMARE I THINK THE DREADED UNKNOWN FUTURE MAY HOLD TERRORISING THE SOUL INTO PANIC . ANOTHER GREY HAIR EMERGES IN THAT SEA OF GREY ALREADY ESTABLISHED PERMEATING ITS CERTAIN DESTINY AS SO MANY OTHERS HAVE. ITS ONLY TIME TILL IT WILL JUMP SHIP RECEDING THAT HAIR LINE ONE STEP AT A TIME . AUGH ! I THINK IF THIS MIRROR WASN'T THERE. I WOULD NEVER KNOW JUST HOW FAR I HAVE COME AN THAT BRUTAL REALISATION OF APPROACHING FIFTY . WOULD NOT CARVE SUCH A GRAND CANYON OF MEMORIES IN MY THOUGHTS . DAMN THAT STINKING DREADED MIRROR. BUT I WILL NEVER GIVE UP NEVER TO GIVE IN MY APPROACH OF TOMORROW I STAND AN ACCEPT THAT . AN REALISE THAT TOMORROWS JUST ANOTHER DAY . AND TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT DREADED MIRROR. I HAVE LEARNED JUST TO LOVE MYSELF SO THAT OTHERS MAY LOVE THE OLD MAN THAT'S PEERING BACK IN THE MIRROR. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF HOW CAN ANYONE EVER GET THRU THAT BARRIER . THAT IS CREATED BY NEGATIVITY . SO IF ANYONE READS THESE SCRIBBLINGS ACCEPT THE INEVITABLE AN GO WITH IT . LOVE YOURSELF AN APPRECIATE YOUR FRIENDS. AN WELL FAMILY IS JUST THAT FAMILY . YOU CANT CHANGE THEM BUT CERTAINLY AS I AM BREATHING YOU SURE CAN PICK THE FRIENDS THAT ARE IMPORTANT IN YOUR WORLD AND A KIND WORD. A SMILE NEVER HURTS. AND TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON MY SPACE . THANKS FOR JUST BEING WHO YOU ARE . I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE. AN DELIGHT IN SEEING THE HUMOR,FEELINGS,ATTITUDES POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE THAT YOU EXHIBIT IN YOUR DAILY STATUS UPDATES. IT REMINDS ME EVERY ONES GOING THRU THE SAME THING LIFE ISN'T IT WONDERFUL . TO HAVE FRIENDS. FOR THOSE WHO READ MY SCRIBBLINGS . I HOPE YOUR DAYS ARE FILLED WITH SMILES LAUGHTER N HAPPINESS THROUGHOUT THE YEARS TO COME . AN WHEN SADNESS APPROACHES DO AS I DO JUST SMILE. GIVE A KIND WORD TO THOSE AROUND YOU. A HELLO .A HAVE A NICE DAY. EVEN WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE CRAPOLIES .BECAUSE I HAVE LEARNED THIS IN MY OLD AGE .SADNESS IS TIME YOU CAN NEVER GET BACK . ITS A PRECIOUS THING TIME IS . SO CHERISH THOSE AROUND YOU AND SHOW A LITTLE KINDNESS AND CHEER SPREAD IT AROUND IT IS CATCHY IT GIVES YOU LIFE AND TOMORROWS ANOTHER DAY.
DIRTDOG

DIRTDOG'S REALITIES OF IDIOMS

2008-09-28T08:52:00.000-07:00

"I feel like a blind dog in a meat house."
Dirt Dog Idioms and Definitions idiom n. An expression conforming or appropriate to the peculiar structural form of a language; in extend use, an expression sanctioned by usage, having a sense peculiar to itself and not agreeing with the logical sense of its structural form; The term red herring, an idiom meaning 'false trail', is used of something which is neither red nor a herring.
Dirt Dog Definition:

Bark up the wrong tree -To Pursue an erroneous course of action.

Gone to the dogs -Taken a turn for the worse.

The hair of the dog that bit you- The drink you drink in the morning to get over the drinks you drank the night before.
The dog ate my homework An excuse for not getting something done or completing a project.

My dogs are barking -My feet are hurting.

In the dog house - In serious trouble.
Dog tired - More than Very tired.

Sick as a dog - A definition of Very sick.
A barking dog never bites -Someone who makes threats all the time, Although seldom carries out the threats.

Dog and pony show - Put on a good performance to impress someone, such as
"I've got to do the 'dog and pony show' for my boss today."

Look like somebody just shot your dog
KILLING THE PROPOSAL OF THE DEAL!

Two (or three) dog night The number of dogs needed to sleep cuddled up to for keeping warm.

Dog days of summer - Very hot days in July and August. It is the period in which the Dog Star, Sirius, rises in conjunction with the sun.

A dogs breakfast - Something bad.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself - You should not do something you hired someone else to do.

Dog-leg right or dog-leg left The fairway turns in a golf course
A certain course of action in advising directions.

Better be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion:
After removing the head ..the certainty of being bitten is reduced severely.. Rather than executing the attempt of really pissing off the cat. And suffering the consequences ....
of starting at the wrong end of the problem at hand ..

Dog does not eat dog
One disreputable person will not harm another disreputable person.
Uncertain terms of sticking together .

It’s a dog eat dog world - Vicious world.

His bark is worse than his bite - Someone comes across as being very mean and nasty, but doesn't necessarily act on their threats.

It's a dog's life - It’s an easy life of leisure....

Dog my cats - my goodness; what you know may not be enough in a argument ... to hold up against the reality of
pissing on a gasoline fire .

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.... Every dog has its day
The time will come to each of us to chuck one's weight around; to exhibit a periods of ostentation, influence or power.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas - If you associate with bad people, you will acquire their faults.

To : Call off the dogs - Cease some objectionable line of conduct. The analogy is that of the chase, in which dogs following a wrong sent are called off.

Mean as a junk-yard dog - Much more than Very Mean.

Dog eat dog - ruthless competition or self-interest..

Quick as a dog can lick a dish - fast, very quickly get it done .

Sad as a hound dog's eye - very sad

A dog's chance no chance at all

A dog's life - A wretched existence

Bar-dog - bartender

Big dog - An important person

Cut dog has no pups Removing a serious problem - I don't want to cut the dog ?
Wrappers and bandages will be necessary

Like cat and dog - quarreling savagely

Bird dog - some one's buttock's

Like a dog's dinner -dressed smartly or ostentatiously

Put on the dog To behave or dress in an ostentatious or showy manner

Let sleeping dogs lie - Don't bring up an old issue/topic that will raise tempers or cause an argument

Love me, love my dog - If you love someone, you should accept everything and everyone that person loves.
Rain cats and dogs - Raining heavily. - Beyond buckets !

You cannot teach an old dog new tricks - Someone who is used to doing things a certain way cannot change.

Crooked as a dog's hind leg - dishonest

Happy as a flea in a doghouse - More than very happy

The tail wagging the dog - A sign of insanity !

Work like a dog -To Work very hard.

Dog-faced liar - a terrible liar

It takes a big dog to weigh a ton = amount of crap you will have in your pants after arguing with the dog .

Enough money to burn a wet dog:
more than can be imagined to cure the situation .

Like two fleas on a dog - arguing who owns the dog

A dog's dinner or breakfast -Informal. something that is messy or bungled

Go see a man about a dog"
bargaining to get out of trouble : Or to go use the toilet with the rest of the dog's
"If you ever hit me again, I’m going to kill you."

REALITIES OF JUSTIFIABLE CONJECTURED MEANINGS

copied n compiled by dirtdog

The passing of dog day's of summer

2008-09-06T12:40:00.000-07:00

Although the dog day's of summer are still in full bloom . The heat outside is excruciating ! And with the humidity level matching the temperature hovering in the 90's . One takes refuge in the shaded areas as much as possible . The other day I ventured out an a day at the beach was the event of the day . The wind was effective in disabling the ability of utilizing a much needed umbrella . Howling would be a good descriptor . As one of the frequent hurricanes or tropical storms were passing or in it's approach . The waves were taking the beach leaving only sitting area to where most of the time a vast area left for traffic and many frequent beach walkers , strolling along or passing by on bicycles . Also the many varieties of vehicles ad to the sights of the passing by . On our popular beach here adding to the enjoyment of gazing out into the surf an passing the time away feeding the birds. Relaxing in the shaded area of the umbrella . Although as I stated today the umbrella was not a usable source due to brisk wind . Which terribly shorten the stay due to the effects of the sun even for a seasoned sun worshiper as I. Only a few hours I guess three to four is all i could stand . Effectively though the tourist or as i call them uncooked french Fry's . Which are so very noticeable due to the tone of they're Lilly white skin color or the lobster burned tones of a few minutes in the sun where as it is apparent that they scurry along only after a half an hours time under the intense ray's of the sun . I smirk an smile as they go by with way to much sun exposure . I do feel for them realizing they are burnt as toast an going to go through hell at the evenings comings . So naive are they not to notice the slight twinge of that crispy feeling coming over them knowing very well that the effects is and will be long established an deter them from venturing out the next time they get a chance . Oh how vicious the everlasting sun's impression is on the unsuspecting tourist .. Meanwhile my day passes by feeding the birds reading the many variable novels i take with me or magazines . Or mesmerise into the Constance of the never ending waves . an occasional passing of boats an ships ... Although today as i said a bit blustery an not a boat in sight . anywhere out on the horizon . The sea a turmoil of a boiling pit with the outer waves a serious matter to contend with for even the most seasoned captains an even the largest of vessels are docked in the fervour of the incoming storm brewing up such an inhospitable vast range of dread an destruction . The incoming clouds are also a hint of only whats to come as they wisp by racing through the sky . With amazing amounts of stored up energy an water . Only to be unleashed upon the inland as it passes off of the shoreline an into the rise of civilization . Yes I call a day at the beach living on the edge of the world where the present land abruptly ends an the vast openness of the ocean begins . Past far beyond the horizon miles n miles of water . So beautiful but yet so formidable treacherous as it is such an alluring part of nature . Many hours upon hours i have sat an gazed out over the vastness never boring . Entrancing to the soul such a way it set us free from the every day drudgery of life . Yes the dog day's of summer they do so last such a long time here . summer stays in full bloom for many months sometime all the way to the edge of the new year . barely giving way to winter for such a brief period and it begins again anew beginnings of life into the spring . So i guess rambling on an coming to no point of conclusion is my best trait . Have a nice day ! One day you will realize as I do there is no point in living unless your actually living then the glamour disappears an the simple things in life mean more than living itself . Breath an enjoy the time that you have . Darkness comes soon enough for us all then it's all over ! Live for today for no one really knows what tomorrow brings .

BEYOND THE LEDGE

2008-07-04T05:53:00.000-07:00

LIVING LIFE AT THE EDGE OF INSANE .
HOW MAY I EXPLAIN THIS ..?
THE EVILS OF THE DAY EXIST AS I AWAKEN IN A TORTURED PASSAGE OF CONTINUAL THOUGHTS ...
OVER N OVER THEY GRAZE MY REALITIES ....EATING AWAY AT THE VERY CORE OF COMPOSURE ..
.DELUDED IMAGINATIONS CONFER WITH EACH OTHER IN A RAGE..
AN ARGUMENT OF CONSIDERABLE DIFFERENCES...
UNJUSTLY SIGNIFICANT DEGRADATION'S OF THE MINDS THOUGHTS ...
THE REALIZATION BETWEEN REALITY AN DREAMS ARE SIGNIFICANTLY ALTERED TO A POINT OF UNRECOGNIZABLE DIFFERENCE .
STRUCTURED IN LAYERS OF CONFUSION EVENTS IN DREAMS TORMENT THE CONSCIOUS HOURS IN TORTUROUS FRAGMENTS .
TEARING AWAY AT THE FABRIC OF PERSONALITY AS A SERIOUS INDIVIDUAL GRADUALLY DROWNS IN DESPAIR ..
DUE TO THIS BLINDING REALITY THAT IS VOID OF INDIFFERENCE BETWEEN SLEEP AND AWAKE ..
INQUISITIVE I TRY TO DISTINGUISH THE VARIABLE ...
TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE CORE OF CONSCIOUS DEFINITIONS PERCEIVED IS REAL OR IMAGINATIONS...
STIRRING THE VARIABLE INTO UNRELIABLE CONCLUSIONS ..
AN INTERNAL HELL OF DYNAMIC PROPORTIONS DISTORT THE PASSING OF ILLUSIONS TO REALITY HAUNTING THE VERY BEING I ONCE WAS...
INTO NIGHTMARES OF INDISTINCT CONSCIOUSNESS .
PERPLEXED I SIT N CONSIDER IS THIS ALL AN ILLUSION OF A LIFE I EXTINGUISHED LONG AGO .
AS FRACTIONS OF TIME PASSES AND THE REALITY OF CONNECTING TO THE ILLUSION ..
A QUESTION ARISES IS THIS WHAT DEATH IS ?
A TORMENTING FRACTURED REALITY OF EMPTINESS IN PASSAGES OF THOUGHTS .
...
PLAUSIBLE IDENTITY EFFECTIVELY ELUDES ONES SELF... INTO BELIEVING THAT THIS MAY BE REAL OR JUST A REFLECTED IMAGE OF THE MEMORY OF WHAT ONCE WAS ...
A DEFINITION OF SUCH IS OVERWHELMINGLY INDISTINGUISHABLE ..
BETWEEN THE CORE OF UNBEARABLE INABILITY TO DISTINGUISH PERCEPTION IN FEELINGS OF ANY STIMULATIVE RECOGNITION OF REALITY DUE TO PAIN EFFECTIVELY CONSISTS IN BOTH ILLUSIONS BETWEEN A DREAM STATE AND THE CONSIDERATION OF WHAT MAY BE REALITY .
I PERSIST INTO THE DAY A DETERIORATING CONSCIOUSNESS OF PLAUSIBLE THOUGHTS...
ESCAPE OF SUCH TORMENTS A CONSIDERATION OR AN ILLUSION TO GRAVITATE FROM AN INESCAPABLE REALITY .
ANOTHER DAY BREAKS THE INDIFFERENCE OF AN UNRECOGNIZABLE PASSAGE OF TIME TICKING AWAY AT LIFE'S PERCEPTION ..
IMAGINATION OR REALITY..
IS THIS STILL A LIFE ?
OR AM I JUST LOST IN THE TORMENTS OF HELL ?
A FREQUENT CONSIDERATION TO PONDER ..
EXAMINING THE RELEVANCE OF IT ALL DETERIORATES THE DAY INTO THE NIGHT ..
TOMORROW AWAKENS THE NIGHTMARE INTO CONSCIOUSNESS ONCE AGAIN...

WHAT'S BEHIND THE QUALITY OF A CARTIER WATCH

2008-06-29T08:35:00.001-07:00

The Epitome Of Elegance Are Cartier Watches
Most people think that owning a Rolex Watch is the most sophisticated accessory to own, but the epitome of sophistication and elegance is owning one or more of the luxurious Cartier watches. These watches are the most beautiful watches in the world. The name Cartier stands for elegance by itself. There are hundreds of brands of watches and many are very well known names, but in owning a Cartier watch you are added to a select list of special people. Cartier is also known as the father of wristwatches.
The Beginning
Cartier began his own jewelry making business in 1846 after apprenticing with Picard. He never would have known then what heights his sons would take his artful business. In the early 1900's they moved their business from Paris to London to seek out the English aristocracy. The English nobles soon became his business friends. The Prince of Wales called him the jeweler of royalty and the title has held on through the centuries. In 1904 an aviator friend of his told him that he had a hard time telling the time while flying, and so to help this friend out he came up with the first wristwatch. Once again, Cartier was to become the leader in wristwatches for numerous years. He is credited solely for being the founder of the wristwatch. The first of the Cartier watches were sold on leather bands and worn and made basically for men. They slowly evolved through the years, as did Cartier jewelry, and the Cartier watches of today are made of gold and platinum with diamond and jewel encrusted watchbands. It is not unusual for Cartier watches to be priced in the six figures.
Cartier also has showrooms in famous and renowned New York City hotels. Their famous jewelry and Cartier watches are usually on display in the lobbies of these hotels. When anniversaries and birthdays roll around for the significant other in your life, you can never lose with a Cartier watch. If you need to get in her good graces after a fight, a Cartier watch will do it every time. Cartier jewelry and Cartier watches are definitely accessories for the wealthy elite, but a piece or two always fares well and can fit into any class of citizen. Cartier watches can be found online, they can be found as knock-offs on Canal Street and other backstreet bargain areas, and they can be found in the major cities of the world.
My selected unique watch . A Pasha de Cartier 42mm 18kt. Chronograph w/t Alligator skin leather band ... plus I selected several Cartier gold pens in 18kt. and 14kt. and a lighter to see my way in the dark . The ultimate in accessories ! Unique and Individualistic.
Stimulating and Inspirational

TIME

2008-06-28T14:39:00.000-07:00

AS TIME PASSES BY ONE SITS AN CONTEMPLATES . JUST HOW THE FUTURE MAY UNFOLD . THE WINTER CHILL HAS LONG GONE AN TURNED INTO FULL BLOWN SUMMERTIME .. ALSO KNOW AS THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER .... A PERFECT TIME FOR SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH ... AN SIPPING AWAY A COOL DRINK ... REMINISCING AWAY THE DAY ... REMEMBERING DAYS LONG GONE ....GOOD TIMES PASSED N REFRESHING THE SOUL OF TIMES OF DELIGHT ... SHARED ACCOMPANIMENT'S AN HOW IT USED TO BE COMES TO MIND ...AS THE SHADE FROM THE OLD OAK TREES STRAIN OUT THE HEAT OF THE DAY ....TIME SEEMS TO TICK BY AT THE SLOWEST PACE ...LOOKING DOWN AT MY TRUSTY CARTIER WATCH IT'S STILL TICKING BUT THE DAY LINGERS ON IN THE SUMMER HEAT .. HUMIDITY SO THICK YOU CAN SEE IT IN THE THICK FOGGY AIR..... THE SOUNDS OF THE KATYDID'S BUZZING IN THE TREES ....THEY'RE SCREAMING BUZZ LULLS THE MIND INTO A DISTANT DREAM AN TAKING A NAP SEEMS TO BE THE ESSENTIAL ACTION OF THE DAY ....THE SOUND OF SOME DISTANT LAWNMOWER WHIRRING ADDS TO THE LULLING EFFECT ....ALTHOUGH THE HEAT CAUSING BEADS OF PERSPIRATION DRIPPING DOWN MY BROW SNAPS ME OUT OF THE TRANQUILITY SEARING SWEAT STINGS THE EYES .. ANOTHER DRINK IS A CERTAIN NECESSITY ....REVIVING MY ENERGY TO GET UP I STAGGER INTO THE HOUSE ....MIX UP A CONCOCTION LEARNED OF LONG SINCE PASSED TO REPEL THE NEVER ENDING HEAT ...A FRUIT JUICE STINGER FLUID WITH PURE GRAIN ALCOHOL CHASED WITH CRUSHED ICE ....SEEMS TO BE THE ALTERNATIVE TO EASE THE TENSIONS OF THE DAY ...ALL NEGATIVITY FROM PAST MEMORIES FADE INTO THE WHIRRING BUZZ OF THE TREE BUGS ....ONCE LONG AGO I WAS TOLD BY AN OLD WISE MAMIE ..MY TRUSTY LOVING CARETAKER LOOKING OVER ME ......THAT NOISE IS FROM THE TREE BUGS THEY ARE SCREAMING FOR THE RAIN TO COME N COOL THE DAY .........YOU WAIT SOON AS THE RAIN COMES THEY WILL ALL QUIET DOWN AS THE RAIN COOLS THE DAY OFF...HER NAME WAS EFFIE MAE A BIG BLUE BLACK WOMAN THAT USED TO SUCKLE ME WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WHIPPER SNAPPER TO KEEP ME QUIET ... WHILE SHE WENT ABOUT DOING THE HOUSE WORKING CHORES . CLAMORING ME UP TO HER BOSOM IN ONE ARM . WHILE FRET TIN ABOUT THE HOUSE ..MAKING SURE THERE WAS NO SIGNIFICANCE OF DUST TO BE SEEN OR FOUND AS TO IT MY MOTHER WOULD POINT IT OUT AN CAUSE MUCH UNDUE SCURRYING FOR A HOT SUMMER DAY ... EFFIE MAE LIVED IN THE HOUSE GARAGE WHERE A ROOM TRANSFERRED INTO A SERVANTS QUARTERS WITH HER OWN BATHROOM N SIT TIN ROOM TOO...ALTHOUGH THE MAIN HOUSE HAD PLENTY OF ROOMS AN FEW WERE USED . THIS SPECIAL PLACE WAS AS SHE POINTED OUT WAS HER PLACE AWAY FROM THE FAMILY N GIVING HER SHELTER N REST WHEN THE DAY PASSES INTO THE EVENING ....MANY YEARS PASSED IN MY YOUTH ...RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SHE PASSED DOWN PLENTY OF WISDOM .......AS I WAS CONSTANTLY GETTING IN THE WAY .. GET YER SELF OUTSIDE N DON'T GET DIRTY.. ONE ALWAYS PERPLEXING STATEMENT OF HOW A YOUNG UN SUCH AS I COULD VENTURE OUTSIDE FOR THE DAY N PLAY WITHOUT GETTING DIRTY WAS ALWAYS A STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION ...WHEN WHALLERING IN THE GRASS, CHASING THE CAT UNDER THE HOUSE AND PLENTY OF OTHER EXCURSIONS..... IN THOSE DAYS HOUSES WERE UP ON BLOCKS WITH PLENTY A DISTANCE OF CRAWL ABLE SPACE ...PLUMBING ELECTRICAL AN THE NEWLY INSTALLED VENTILATION SYSTEM WAS PASSAGEWAYS N ROUTES TO FILL THE IMAGINATION OF A CAVE EXPLORER DREAM ....THE DARK RECESSES OF THE ROOT CELLAR I CHASED THE CAT N EXPLORED COMPLETELY OBLITERATE OF THE DIRT I WAS CRAWLING AROUND IN FILLING MY SHOES N CUFFS OF MY OVERALLS ...I WAS ALWAYS GETTING INTO SOMETHING THROWING ROCKS AT THE POND ALSO RUNNING DOWN THE ENDLESS ALLEYWAY'S BETWEEN THE ESTATE HOMES ........AN THAT OLD ABANDONED HOUSE DOWN THE STREET WHERE A TREE FELL ON IT N SQUISHED IT TO THE GROUND KNOCKING OFF IT BLOCKS AN SITTING AT AN ANGLE I EXPLORED TO ALL HOURS OF THE DAY IT SEEMED THEY JUST LEFT ..FURNITURE FILLED THE PASSAGEWAYS ALL SLID TO ONE SIDE.... A DIRT N DUST LAYER COVERED EVERYTHING IN AN EERIE SORT OF WAY ...RATS FORAGING ON WHAT EVER LEFT IN THE CUPBOARDS N ROOT CELLAR WHERE ENDLESS JARS OF VARIABLE FRUITS JELLIES N PRESERVES LAY SCATTERED ABOUT ON THE FLOOR ...SOME BROKEN TO WHERE THE RATS FEASTED ...OLD NEWS PAPERS STREWN ABOUT .... BIRDS THAT HAVE CREATED THEY'RE NEST UP IN THE RECESSES OF THE CEILING ATOP AND IN OPEN CABINETS IN THE KITCHEN . BROKEN DISHES STREWN ABOUT ON THE FLOOR .. THE HOUSE WAS A SHAMBLES ... BUT THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD TO SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS OF THE DAY PLAYING IN FILLING THE IMAGINATION OF A WAR TORN FORTRESS . AN SLIDING DOWN THE LONG BANISTER OF THE STAIRWELL I SCURRIED AROUND LIKE A CHILD AT THE CANDY FACTORY ...I FOUND MYSELF PERCHED AT THE MANY DIFFERENT SECOND FLOOR WINDOWS FIGHTING OFF INVADING INDIANS ..MY MY THOSE WERE THE DAYS .. BACK AT THE ESTATE I FINALLY END UP N MAMIE .. ALWAYS WITH A HIGH PITCHED VOICE ..I THOUGH I GAVE YOU FARE WARNING NOT TO GET DIRTY AN COME INTO THIS HOUSE TRACKING IN ALL THAT DIRT ..... NOW GET YER SELF OUT THERE IN THE GARAGE IN WASH YER SELF UP N TAKE OFF DEM BRITCHES ....SHE WOULD HOLLER AS I WENT OUT N DOWN THE BRICK WALKWAY THAT RAN BETWEEN THE HOUSE N THE GARAGE..... SEPARATED BY A BREEZEWAY WHERE MANY HOURS SPENT LOUNGING AWAY THE DAY ..... I GET OUT INTO THE GARAGE WITH EFFIE MAY CLOSE BEHIND ..SHE WORE THESE FLAPS FOR SHOES AN THEY SCRATCHED AT THE BRICK WALKWAY ......SURELY YOU COULD TELL WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING SHE WAS CATCHING UP TO ME ....... I SCAMPERED A BIT FASTER UPON HEARING HER ......HURRYING TO GET INTO THE GARAGE BEFORE SHE WOULD WHISK ME OFF MY FEET GRABBING AT THE BACK OF MY OVERALLS ..... SO I WOULDN'T TRACK DIRT INTO HER PLACE SO SHE WOULDN'T HAVE EXTRA CLEANING TO DO ..AFTER REMOVING MY OVERALLS N FILLING UP THE TUB ..... I WAS QUICKLY SAT DOWN IN AN GIVEN A GOOD SCRUBBING .....SHE ALWAYS HAD EXTRA PAIRS OF OVERALLS,SHIRTS AN UNDERWEAR FOR ME .....SO THAT SHE COULD CLEAN ME UP N DRESS WITHOUT HAVING TO GO INTO THE MAIN HOUSE ........AN MESS UP HER POLISHED N DUST FREE FLOORS THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE ..... A VERITABLE NO MANS LAND FOR MY OLDER BROTHERS AND I ... THOSE WERE THE DAYS SHADOWED THRU TIME ONLY MEMORIES OF A TIME LONG SINCE GONE FROM LIFE .. THOSE DAYS WHEN THE ONLY THING TO DO IS PLAY N GET DIRTY ..NOW JUST AN IMAGINATION THAT FILLS THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER DREAMS ..PASSING TIME AN NAPPING ON THE FRONT PORCH .. SIPPING ON A FRESH COOL ISLAND DRINK I PONDER N REALISE THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I AM BACK TO THE TIME OF DOING NUTHING BUT REMEMBERING OF A TIME PASSED GONE AN RETURNED TO BEING A KID AT HEART AT LEAST .....EVEN THOUGH THE GREY OF AGE HAS TAKEN OVER AN WRINKLES APPEAR WHERE THERE ONCE WERE FRESH N ROSY CHEEKS . AN A SMILE FOR NO REASON AT ALL WAS THE FACE OF THE DAY ....
TIME SURE HAS A WAY OF CREEPING UP ON YOU N BEFORE YOU KNOW IT ...FUN IS JUST A MEMORY OF DISTANT TIMES N FAR AWAY PLACES WHERE YOU CAN NEVER RETURN ...THAT OLD HOUR GLASS OF LIFE IS STUCK ON THE SHELF ...AN THE SANDS OF TIME IS POURING BY ...A CARTIER WATCH TELLS THE TIME NOW ... AN IT SURE DOESN'T SLOW DOWN FOR ANYONE .. TAKE LIFE ONE STEP AT A TIME N ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN ..... ONE DAY IT WILL BE YOUR TURN TO SIT THE DAY THROUGH N SIP AT A COOL TROPICAL FRUIT DRINK AN DREAM THE DAY AWAY .. BID YOUR TIME WELL IN LIFE AN YOU MAY ONE DAY BE THERE TOO......

TRAVELING

2008-06-26T15:07:00.000-07:00

ONCE IN A WHILE TRAVELING MAY BE NECESSARY ...
WHETHER IT MAY BE TO WORK,VISITING FAMILY ,OR SEEING THE SIGHTS . THESE DAY ONE MUST HAVE PROVISIONS TO TAKE ALONG FOR THE RIDE ... NO MATTER WHAT IF NOT THE INEVITABLE MAY BE REQUIRED TO STOP ALONG THE WAY REDUCING THE EFFORT OF GETTING THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ....ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES THE EXCITEMENT OF SEEING NEW SIGHTS FINDING THOSE SIGNIFICANT LITTLE PLACES ALONG THE WAY TO PICK UP RATHER UNIQUE ITEMS OR TRINKETS IN REMEMBRANCE OF YOUR EXPEDITIONS ....I HAVE HAD MANY OF SUCH EXCURSIONS AN THE REALITY IS THAT MY LANDS I HAVE PICKED UP MORE STUFF THAN I CARE TO EXPLAIN .. IT IS MY OBSERVATIONS THAT THE TYPE OF THINGS THAT HAS BEEN COLLECTED OVER THE YEARS N DISCARDED OVER N OVER AGAIN ...I TELL YOU THERE IS SOMETHING TOTALLY WRONG WITH THESE EFFORTS..... I GUESS THERE IS A PART OF THE MIND THAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT REALITY IS ..ALONG THE WAY ...PLEASE I UNDERSTAND YES THERE MIGHT BE SOME OF THE JUNK WE COLLECT MAY BE SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT BUT AFTER YEARS ON END OF DISCARDING SUCH THINGS IN EFFORT TO REMOVE THE CONGESTED CLUTTER OF SUCH UNIQUE ITEMS.....I HAVE NO BLOODY IDEA WHY I HAVE BUT FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON IT IS THERE N YES IT IS ENTIRELY MY FAULT YEAH IT WAS ME I BOUGHT IT . BUT WHY THIS PREDICAMENT IS UNRESOLVED IT MUSH BE PROGRAMED INTO OUR MINDS TO COLLECT SUCH GRANDIOSE CRAPOLIES ...99% OF IT HITS THE TRASH OR GETS BROKEN ON THE WAY THROUGH TIME N GOOD QUALITY MONEY TURNS INTO JUNK N DUE TIME ...TRASH BECOMES ITS DESTINY ...IF I HAD ONLY THOUGHT IT THROUGH .MAYBE JUST MAYBE THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MUCH MORE REASONABLE REQUIREMENT OF HUNTER GATHERING OF EFFECTIVE MEMORIES TRINKETS N WHATEVER . AT ONE TIME ROCKS WERE THE SERIOUS EFFECT OF A REQUIRED MEMORY ....BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY I FAIL THE EFFORT N BEGAN BUYING UP THINGS THROUGHOUT MY VENTURES .. IF I HAD ONLY STUCK WITH ROCKS AFTER ALL THEY ARE FREE LOOKING AROUND ALONG OUR VENTURES N REACH DOWN N PICK IT UP IT....
I HAVE COLLECTED ROCKS FROM MANY VARIABLE PLACES N UPON GETTING HOME I THROW THEM IN A PLANT ..ALSO USED FOR VARIOUS DECORATING PURPOSES N CREATED A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF ROCK GARDENS WHICH HAVE DUAL PURPOSES THEY LOOK GOOD N THE BEST OF ALL REQUIRE NO WATER AND ALSO FRANKLY THEY JUST DON'T DIE ...IF I HAD ONLY DONE SUCH THROUGHOUT MY VENTURES MY SAVINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERABLY A CHUNK OF HUGE CHANGE ....N THEN THROWING THEM IS AN BECOMES A PAST TIME THEY ARE QUITE USEFUL ....EXERCISE ,EXASPERATION OF ATTITUDE N LIKE I SAID UN COSTLY ...UNLESS YOU CONSIDER THE VARIABLE ESSENCE INVOLVED ..LET ME EXPLAIN A DEAR FRIEND HAD A BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF SOME RATHER UNIQUE ROCKS ....DEFINITELY STRIKING OUTSTANDING VARIABLE COLORS N STRIPED SMOOTHED BY THE CONSTANT BATTERING OF WAVES FROM A LONG N FAR AWAY SEA ....I HAD TO ASK WHERE DID THEY COME FROM ? THE MOST UNIQUE AN EXCITING ANSWER FOLLOWED ....OH I PICKED THEM UP ON THE SHORELINE OFF OF THE COAST OF FRANCE ...VARIABLE PLACES I TOOK THEM BACK TO THE HOTEL AS HIS VENTURES CONTINUED THROUGHOUT VISITING THE COUNTRY SIDE AN VARIABLE PLACES ..AND THEN HE INFORMED ME OF THE QUANTITY OF SUCH TREASURES IN HIS VENTURE ..OH I HAD A 90 POUND PIECE OF LUGGAGE UPON RETURNING NOTHING BUT ROCKS!...MY FRIEND HE IS SOMETHING HE IS A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND AN HAS BEEN AN INSPIRATION TO MY LIFE THUS FORTH WORTH A MENTION HERE N THERE ALONG THE WAY ...WHICH NOW BRINGS ME TO THE POINT ..THOSE SPECIFIC ROCK ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL AN AS THEY ARE OF SUCH A UNIQUE VARIETY . EVEN TO THIS DAY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF YEARS HAS PASSED AN STILL THOSE ROCKS REMAIN EVERY TIME I VENTURE OUT N OVER TO HAVE A VISIT RIGHT THERE BY THE FRONT DOOR LIES IN QUIET RESOLVE THE UNIQUE REALISATION OF THE TRAVELS OF THE HOMEOWNER IS EXHIBITED ....ONE STOPS AN GANDERS AT THEM IN THEY'RE SETTING OF A SPECIAL LITTLE ROCK GARDEN FILLING UP THE SPACE N WITHOUT SAYING A WORD THEY SIT AN REFLECT THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME IN THEY'RE GRANDEUR ...SUCH UNIQUE ITEMS AN THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS IS SIMPLE ..IT SHOWS N CAST A VIVID MEMORY OF A TIME PAST N AS LONG AS IT HAS BEEN IT DID NOT END UP IN THE TRASH ...SO ALONG THE WAY IN YOUR VENTURES IN LIFE SAVE YOUR MONEY N PICK UP A ROCK EVERY NOW N THEN WHETHER IT MAY BE ONE OR AN ENTIRE PIECE OF LUGGAGE ....I CAN SAY THIS THEY WILL LAST THE TEST OF TIME AN ENDUE A LIFETIME FOR THE SAKE OF MEMORIES AN NOT EVER END UP IN THE TRASH ...HAPPY HUNTING N YOUR VENTURE THROUGH LIFE ....
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE DIRT DOG ....

ATTITUDES N PERSONALITIES

2008-06-24T14:42:00.000-07:00

TYPICALLY AS I HAVE REALIZED IN VENTURING OUT INTO THE COMMON PUBLIC ....

AS YOU MAY REALISE OF WHAT I MAY HAVE DESCRIBED BEFORE IN ATTIRE N TYPES OF PEOPLE ENCOUNTERED ON SUCH OUTINGS....

WELL SIGNIFICANTLY THERE IS MUCH MORE TO COMMENT ON...

THE REALIZATION OF PERSONALITY HAS BEEN CONSIDERABLY DIMINISHED THESE DAYS ...

PEOPLE USED TO BE POLITE , CONSIDERATE AND OVERALL OUTSTANDINGLY PLEASING TO ENCOUNTER ....

BUT THESE DAY'S THERE IS CERTAINLY SOMETHING AMUCK THE OVERALL PERSONALITY OF THE COMMON PUBLIC IS PUTRID INEXPLICABLY ALTERED ...TO THE EXTENT OF DRAMATIC FAILURE TO SHOW ANY PLAUSIBLE REFRAIN FROM BEING DOWNRIGHT STINKING DISGUSTING ...

HERE I GO HAVING A NICE DAY ..I HAVE DECIDED THAT THERE MIGHT BE A FEW NECESSITIES NEEDED SO THE DESIRE TO GO OUT TO THE STORE IN ALL WITH ANTICIPATION OF ENJOYING ONESELF ON SUCH AN OUTING IS DESTROYED TO UTTER DISDAIN OF DEALING WITH THE INDIVIDUALS I MAY RUN ACROSS ..

EVEN THE TRAVEL TO AN FROM IS A MERE PAIN IN THE ASS BEING CUT OFF ....OTHERS PULLING OUT IN FRONT OF YOU AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE WHERE ONE HAS TO SLAM ON BREAKS ....

NO GESTURE WAS GIVEN BUT SURELY I HAVE A FEW GESTURES FOR THEM ...BUT CONSIDERING THEY WAY THINGS ARE THESE DAYS ... ONE COULD GET SHOT FOR GESTURING A CERTAIN FINGER IN ATTITUDE ...OR A GOOD CUSSING FOR BLOCKS ON END ....EVERYBODY IN A HURRY IN GETTING TO WHERE EVER THE HELL THEY ARE TRYING TO GET TO ..

THE MERE VIEW OF A BANGED UP VEHICLE IS CONCERNING FOR ME ....DUE TO THE REALIZATION THAT MY NEW TOY WHICH I DEARLY ENJOY N LOVE ....HASN'T A SCRATCH ON IT ....THE SHEER THOUGH OF COLLIDING INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR IN UNNERVING STINK BASTARDS GET RIGHT UP ON YOUR ASS .. NOW I AM NOT A SLOW SHIT ..RATHER IF THE ASSHOLE IN FRONT OF ME WOULD GO A BIT FASTER TEN TO TWENTY OVER THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT IS MY NORMAL CRUISING SPEED ... BUT GEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS IS MY FEELING N THOUGHTS WHIZZING THROUGH MY MIND.. AN I STAY THE COURSE N TENSE UP EACH TIME I HAVE TO SLOW DOWN THE FRIGGING IDIOT BEHIND ME IS NOT PAYING ATTENTION BLABBING TO WHOMEVER TWO FINGERS UP THEY'RE BUTT N PLAYING WITH THE STINKING RADIO HEAD IN THE CLOUDS OR PAYING ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING THING ELSE IN THE STINKING WORLD BUT REALIZING THAT HE IS ONLY INCHES AWAY FROM SLAMMING INTO THE BACK OF MY TOY ....IF THERE WAS ONLY A BUTTON THAT COULD BE PUSHED N BLAST THEM OFF THE ROAD LIKE THE JAMES BOND VEHICLE .. THERE WOULD BE A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF DELETED VEHICLES ON THE ROAD SIDE ...

IF I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT A DELETE BUTTON FOR THE ONE IN FRONT OF ME TOO .. WOULD BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO RID THE PUBLIC OF UNDESIRABLE TRASH THAT IS ON THE ROAD THESE DAY'S ...AN GREATLY DIMINISH THE OVER POPULATED PROBLEMS WE ENCOUNTER THESE DAY'S .....

ANY WAYS BY THE TIME I EVEN GET TO THE STORE MY NERVES ARE ON EDGE ....BUT I STRAIN TO REGAIN MY COMPOSURE N RELAX ..I HAVE MADE IT TO MY DESTINATION I SMILE .....I AM STILL ALIVE ...I PARK AWAY FROM WHAT MAY BE CONSIDERED AS I DON'T GIVE A FUCK VEHICLES .... YOU UNDERSTAND THEY ARE FILTHY BEAT TO HELL ON ALL CORNERS ONE OR MORE WINDOWS TAPED UP WITH DUCT TAPE OR HOLDING THE BUMPER ON OR EVEN THE DOOR ..THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE HAVE NO CONSIDERATION FOR EVEN THEMSELVES LET ALONE OTHERS ...

SO SAFELY I LEAVE MY CAR IN THE DISTANCE IN HOPES THAT IT MAY NOT GET DAMAGED ...

I ENTER THE STORE IN ANTICIPATION OF MY NECESSITIES N REGAINED MY COMPOSURE FROM THE ADVENTURE IN GETTING THERE .. THESE DAYS BEING COURTEOUS AN SAYING HELLO TO A PASSERBY .. YOU ARE LOOKED AT AS IF YOU ARE A STINKING FOREIGNER ... THAT JUST DECLARED WAR ON THEM THEY SHUFFLE OFF AFTER A FEW GLANCES AS IF I HAD A DISEASE .....OR SOMETHING .... GEE I WAS JUST BEING POLITE BUT AS THINGS ARE THESE DAY'S THAT'S A TOTAL RARITY .....

DEALING WITH ANYBODY ELSE IS USUALLY THE SAME TYPE OF MEAN NEGATIVE ATTITUDE ....AN WITH MORE DISGUSTING REALIZATION THE YOUNGER GENERATION IS MUCH WORSE ...BUT WITH THE REFRAIN OF BEATING THE FRIGGING HELL OUT OF CHILDREN THEY HAVE NO RESPECT TO OTHERS UNLIKE WHEN I WAS RAISED WITH A BEATING FOR EVEN LOOKING NEGATIVE AN THE RESPECT IS WHALED UPON YOUR SOUL FOR NOT SAYING YES MAME . YES SIR NO SIR N MORE ....WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT ....WELL PLENTY MORE ON THAT AT A LATER DATE ... THE FACTS REPRESENTED OF ATTITUDES AN PERSONALITIES OF THE INDIVIDUALS ENCOUNTERED IS OF SUCH A HORRIBLE N NEGATIVE APPROACH ONE HAS TO REFRAIN IN EVEN VENTURING OUT THESE DAYS .. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO DELIVERY OF GOODS WHEN THERE WAS A TIME THAT A CALL TO THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE ..A BAG BOY WAS HAPPY TO MAKE OF SUCH DELIVERIES EVEN WITH A SMILE .. AN A TIP WAS AN ESSENTIALLY GOOD FEELING TO GIVE ...NOW A DAYS ...THE POOR GUYS BARELY OFFER TO TAKE OUT YOUR GROCERIES TO YOUR CAR AN UPON OFFERING A TIP ..OH NO PLEASE THEY WILL FIRE ME ... MY LANDS WHAT HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD WHEN YOU CANT EVEN GIVE A TIP TO SOME UP N COMING INDIVIDUAL FOR THERE GOOD SUPPORT IN HELPING .....UTTERLY DISGRACEFUL .....I AM TOTALLY DISGUSTED IN THE WAY SERVICES THESE DAY'S HAVE DECLINED SO MUCH THAT IT IS A NEGATIVE FEELING TO EVEN ACCEPT ONE TO HELP YOU OUT TO YOUR VEHICLE DUE TO THE FACT A TIP CANT EVEN BE ACCEPTED ...SHAME ON YOU FOR WHOMEVER CREATED SUCH A DEROGATORY SITUATION ...TO THE INDIVIDUAL WHO IS TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD ....NO WONDER THERE IS NO RESPECT THESE DAY'S .....WHEN ONE CANT EVEN ACCEPT A TIP FOR FEAR OF UNEMPLOYMENT ....ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING ! WELL AS ALWAYS I MAY HAVE VENTURED OFF THE SUBJECT BUT THAT'S TO STINKING BAD HA !

WELL I HAVE HAD ENOUGH TODAY MORE TOMORROW ....

LIFE GOES ON ....

strange

2008-06-23T17:36:00.000-07:00

WELL THE SITUATION AS IT EXIST..... I WAS SO IN TO DESCRIBING THE REALITY OF THE EXPEDITION OF GROCERY SHOPPING.... I TOTALLY WENT OVER THE EDGE ON THE DESCRIPTIONS OF THE PEOPLE ....I WAILED INTO IT IN IT'S EFFECT I WASN'T ABLE TO GRASP THE FAR REACHING GRANDEUR OF THE THEME EXHIBITED . WHICH IS STRANGE ......IN SO WHICH LET ME CONTINUE ...THE REAL POINT OF IT IS THAT NOW YOU HAVE GRASP THE TYPES OF CHARACTERS..... THE DRESS N RELATIVE ORNAMENTATION'S OF APPEALING ESSENCE . ...CONSIDERABLY IS OF SUCH OVERWHELMING VARIABLES UNLIKE THE SIXTY'S N BEFORE WHERE AS EVERYBODY WORE A SUIT SHIRT N TIE N THE LADY'S DRESSED IN ALL GRANDEUR JUST TO GO SHOPPING N MOSTLY OF ALL BACK THEN THE DISTINGUISHING DIFFERENCE WAS UNIQUELY SEEN RIGHT AWAY . A HOUSEKEEPER DRESSED IN RELATIVE UNIQUE CLOTHING OF IT'S TIME AN THE DISTINCTION WAS QUICKLY REALIZED ...NOW WHAT IS SO SHOCKING IN TODAY'S WORLD THE MANY VARIABLES OF DRESS IT IS VERY HARD TO DISTINGUISH WHO SOMEONE MAY BE N CLASS HAS DEFINITELY BEEN THROWN OUT THE WINDOW .....PEOPLE TODAY IN SUCH RELAXED CLOTHING LEAVES ONE TO WONDER REALLY DID THEY EVEN LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE THEY LEFT HOME .. AN IN ALL REALITY THE CONSIDERATION OF MY REALIZATION THEY HAVEN'T CONSIDERED LOOKING IN A MIRROR FOR YEARS .....DUE TO THE FACTS AT HAND THE YOUNGER GENERATION SEEM EVEN FARTHER OFF THE SCALE THAT EVER ....WHOM EVER THOUGHT OF WHAT MAY HAVE BEEN APPEALING OF SHORT PANTS HANGING BELOW THE BUTT LINE N UNDER WEAR HANGING OUT SO LOOSE ONE HAS TO HANG ON TO IT IN ORDER FOR IT NOT TO FALL ONTO THE FLOOR ...HAVE THEY TOTALLY LOST THEY'RE MIND ..? IQ'S MUST BE IN THE SINGLE DIGITS BUT EDUCATION IS NOT IN THE CONTEXT I AM DELIVERING AT THIS TIME .....
OR AS THEY MAY SAY EDUMACASHION ....SO BACK TO MY POINT THE PEOPLE REALLY HAVE SLACKED OFF IN THEY'RE ATTIRE OF THE DAY ...AN YES I KNOW IT MAY BE SUMMER TIME N THE REALITY OF THIS AREA IS TOURIST COMPOSED BUT VIEWING THESE FACTS... IT IS A REALITY IF THESE PEOPLE ARE FROM ALL PARTS COMING TO THE SHORE LINE ON VACATION THAT PEOPLE EVERY WHERE ARE SUCH CASUALLY ATTIRED THAT THE REST OF THE COUNTRY MUST BE THE SAME WAY . IN ESSENCE FAR BE IT FOR ME TO BE JUDGEMENTAL BUT IN EFFECT THE DRIBBLE OF PEOPLE I HAVE RUN ACROSS IS SEVERELY MENTALLY ILL .. AN IF YOU DIED TODAY WOULD YOU BE HAPPY IN THE WAY YOU LOOK .. YES I KNOW THESE DAY'S ARE MUCH DIFFERENT N THE SEVERITY OF IT AS I HAVE REALISED YOU VERY MUCH CAN TELL GENERAL REFINEMENTS IN A SLACKED ENVIRONMENT...IS THAT YOU SURE CAN JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER ..NOW TODAY THE SHOES OR EMBELLISHMENTS " ACCESSORIES " ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT MAY GIVE AWAY THAT SOMEONE MAY HAVE ANY BIT OF STYLE OR CONCERN AS TO HOW THEY MAY LOOK HAS BEEN SO FAR AS I CAN JUDGE THE WORLD IS FULL OF DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS WITH NO STYLE AN DEFINITELY HAS NO VAGUE UNDERSTANDING OF QUALITY PRODUCTS ...WHICH AT SOME POINT IN THE NEAR FUTURE I MAY GET AROUND TO DESCRIBING ..BUT AS FAR AS TODAY IS CONCERNED IT TIME TO SAY DONE FOR THE DAY ....
BUT BEFORE I GO FOR THE GRAMMAR POLICE WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW MY SENTENCES RUN ON OR THE LACK OF PUNCTUATION WELL TOUGH SHIT I NEVER SAID I WAS A JOURNALIST . AN EDITING IS WELL NOT A STINKING BIG DEAL TO ME BUT MY POINT HAS BEEN MADE ...AN THE FACT THAT THIS IS IN ALL CAPITALS IS THAT SOME POOR SMUCKS LIKE MYSELF WOULD MUCH RATHER BE ABLE TO READ THIS DRIBBLING'S WITHOUT STRAINING THEY'RE BALLS OUT TO GET THE GIST OF THE TRASH I HAVE DISHED OUT ... E.S.D. I WILL EXPLAIN THAT AT SOME OTHER TIME ..
DIRT DOG

STRANGE

2008-06-22T10:16:00.000-07:00

STRANGE ?
YES I UNDERSTAND IT'S A BIT HARSH . ALTHOUGH IN ALL REALITY I AM TRYING TO BE POLITE . THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THIS ... UPON ENTERING THE GROCERY STORE I AUTOMATICALLY REALIZE . THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAY'S .
YOU SEE THE NOISE LEVEL WAS AT A PEAK .. IT SEEMS THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF MY LITTLE TOWN WAS OUT THAT DAY . DECIDING TO GO SHOPPING AT THE SAME POINT IN TIME I ACTUALLY NEEDED TO. YOU SEE I WAIT UNTIL THE VERY LAST MINUTE . EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE . NOT ONE MORSEL A CAN A COOKIE LEFT
AN AS ONE DEAR FRIEND TOLD ME . WHEN ALL IS LEFT IN THE REFRIGERATOR IS LITE . YOU KNOW ITS TIME OF COURSE. BUT PONDERING THE FACT THAT VENTURING OUT IS WELL A PAIN IN THE ASS . CONSIDERING I FIND MYSELF LOOKING AT THE DOG WONDERING IF PUPPY STEW COULD PUT OFF GOING OUT FOR JUST ONE MORE DAY . THE DOG HE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND THE CONTEMPLATIONS GOING THRU MY MIND .. I AM NOT SURE IF IT'S THE ABILITY TO READ MINDS OR THE REALITY OF MY BREATHING N SOUND COMING FROM MY STOMACH THAT HE PICKS UP ON OR THE REALIZATION OF HIM SEEING ME DROOL IN ANTICIPATION OF THE UPCOMING EVENTS ... NEVER THE LESS HE PICKS UP ON IT SOMEHOW AN MAKES LIKE A TREE N LEAVES THE AREA ...HIS FAVORITE HIDING PLACE IS THE CLOSET OR THE KITCHEN CABINET UNDER THE SINK .. I DON'T KNOW HOW HE MASTERED THE ABILITY TO EVEN GET IN THERE... BUT HES BOUND N DETERMINED TO NOT BECOME DINNER SO HE THROWS HIMSELF AGAINST THE CABINETS PAWING N SCRATCHING TO GET A HOLD ON IT BANGING AGAINST IT UNTIL LIKE A BASKET BALL IT REBOUNDS ENOUGH TO GET A NOSE IN THERE.. AND HES IN THE REST OF THE DAY THERE IS NOT A SOUND OUT OF THIS DOG . HE KNOWS IF THERE IS ONE MERE FRECKLE OF NOISE HIS TIME ON THIS EARTH MAY BE LIMITED . AN PUPPY STEW COULD VERY WELL BE THE NIGHTS MAIN COURSE ...REALIZING SUCH IN HIS NERVOUSNESS AND ABANDONMENT I RELINQUISH TO THE FACTS IT'S TIME TO VENTURE OUT IN THE WORLD FOR PROVISIONS .. BESIDES IF I DON'T GET A CUP OF COFFEE CREAM N SUGAR PLEASE ..."YUMMIES" I WILL GO COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND .. AN IN MY COURSE OF FIGHTING OFF HUNGER PAINS COFFEE IS THE BEST THING ...I CAN GO DAY'S ON JUST COFFEE CREAM N SUGAR .. YEAH LOADS OF IT MOURNING NOON N NIGHT NOT A DAY GOES BY THAT I AM NOT SWILLING IT BUY THE PITCHER FULL . THESE DAY'S ESPECIALLY WITH THE ECONOMY THE WAY IT HAS BEEN .. WHO REALLY CAN AFFORD FOOD ! SO THE TIME HAS COME THE DOG HAS BEEN BURIED UNDER THE SINK FOR A DAY AN A HALF . AN I AM OUT OF SUGAR N CREAMER . THE SHEAR THOUGHT OF GOING OUT IS OF COURSE AN ADVENTURE AN EXPEDITION TO BE PLANED WELL THOUGHT OUT N EXECUTED AT THE UTMOST APPROPRIATE TIME . YOU SEE EVERYBODY SEEM TO BE IN A FREAKING HURRY TO GET WHERE EVER THE HELL THEY ARE GOING . AN PICKING THE RIGHT TIME HAS MANY THOUGHTS N CONSIDERATION'S TO BE PONDERED OVER ...YOU SEE THERE IS THE MOMMIES N DADDIES AN THE PRECIOUS LITTLE SNOWFLAKES ,CRUMB SNATCHERS ,SNOT MONGERS , AN SCREAMING LITTLE BASTARDS . RUNNING AROUND RAISING HAVOC AN CLOGGING THE AISLES . THERE IS TOURIST THEY ARE NOT TO BAD ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE NO FRIGGING IDEA WHERE ANYTHING IS AT AN THEY WANDER AIMLESSLY AROUND IN SEARCH OF WELL WHATEVER THE HELL THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ..THEY ARE NOT SO MUCH IN A HURRY AFTER ALL THEY ARE ON VACATION N TIME FOR THEM IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT REALITY . I THINK JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY PLEASE . I HAVE LEARNED SAYING SOMETHING IS RELATIVELY WORTHLESS . ANYWAY'S . BACK TO THE POOR DADDIES WITH A CART FULL OF SCREAMING BANSHEES N SEVERAL RUNNING AROUND DUE TO THE FACT THEY HAVE GRADUATED FROM JUST A HANDFUL TO A TOTAL PAIN IN THE ASS AN CANT FIT IN THE SHOPPING CART ANYMORE ...THE LOOK ON THEY'RE FACE TELLS IT ALL . JUST HAD IT UP TO HEAR N HIS LIFE OF FREEDOM N CAREFREE IS TOTALLY OVER DOOMED TO WORK THE REST OF HIS PITIFUL LIFE FOR WHAT ? SO THAT HIS PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE CAN GO TO COLLEGE AN GET A JOB AT ? WELL YOU KNOW HOW IT IS 50,000.00 FOR A PIECE OF PAPER N A MASTERS IN THE EASIEST F N THING THEY CAN GET THRU N WASTE MORE TIME THAN EVER AT WHAT EVER THEY CAN FIGURE TO BECOME A SHEER LOOSER LIKE DADDY .... PERPETUAL LIFE SUCKING MONSTER THEY ARE THAT'S A GIVEN ...MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE STORE .. THEN THERE IS THE STINKING SLOW ASS OLD PEOPLE . I CALL THEM CRITICAL DUSTERS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THEY ARE SO OLD THEY ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE N BECOME DUST VERY SOON . YOU KNOW THEY HAVE SCREWED OVER SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD IT CANT BE COUNTED JUST TO GET WHERE THEY ARE AT TODAY . RETIRED AN LIVING IN FLORIDA ...THEY SHUFFLE ALONG USUALLY ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER OR THEMSELVES . BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN WITH EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG THEY CANT EVEN STAND THEMSELVES . AFTER ALL I WOULD JUST HATE MYSELF FOR GETTING TO BE SO STINKING DECREPIT IN THE FIRST PLACE . AN THEN HAVING TO PUT UP WITH LOOKING AT SUCH AN UGLY FACE WITH A SOUR ASS PUSS EXPRESSION EACH N EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY . DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE HIM OR HER THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME . DISGUSTED BECAUSE THEY WOKE UP THIS MORNING N THEY AREN'T DEAD YET . AN THEY HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER DAY WITH EACH OTHER . SIGH THAT'S THE REASON I SMOKE LIFE INSURANCE I WILL BE DEAD LONG BEFORE I GET TOO OLD TO HATE LOOKING AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR . OR HAVING TO PUT UP WITH HIS OR HER SHIT FOR WAY TOO LONG . AN THEN THERE'S PEOPLE LIKE ME YOU CAN TELL THEY HAVE TO BE THEY'RE THEY HAVE NO FOOD LEFT N THEY ARE STARVING N AT THEY'RE WIT'S END AN HATING THE FACT THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE JUST TO GET A FEW PROVISIONS TO SUSTAIN LIFE FOR A FEW MORE DAYS . THEY ARE IN A RUSH EVERY BODY'S LALLYGAGGING AROUND AN THEY CAN'T GET OUT OF THEY'RE FAST ENOUGH . OH I FORGOT THEN THERE IS THE FAT ASSES . YOU KNOW WHAT I AM POINTING OUT A BUTT SO STINKING HUGE YOU CANT EVEN SEE THE SHOPPING CART IN FRONT OF THEM THEY ARE TAKING UP THE ENTIRE AISLE AN THE SHOPPING CART LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE PINK TOY CARTS THE LITTLE GIRLS PLAY WITH ACTING LIKE THEY'RE MOMMIES . LOADED DOWN WITH LEAN CUISINES FAT FREE THIS N THAT'S AN MORE SNACK FOOD THAN MOST PEOPLE CAN EAT IN A YEAR. MY GOODNESS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE EATEN FOUR OR FIVE PEOPLE WHOLE . AN HAVEN'T DIGESTED THE BONES YET ...HOW THEY EVEN GET IN A CAR I HAVE NO STINKING IDEA . LET ALONE GET OUT OF ONE .. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU HAVE SEEN THE CARS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AN THE LEFT REAR BUMPER IS FIVE INCHES LOWER THAN THE RIGHT . N WHEN THEY GET OUT YOU CAN HEAR THE CAR SCREAM IN RELIEF THAT FAT ASS HAS GOTTEN OUT . IT'S AMAZING THEY CAN EVEN GET BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL LET ALONE TURN IT ... ALSO IN THE CHECK OUT LINE THEY HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO GET BETWEEN THE COUNTER N THE RAILING . HOW THE HELL THEY CAN EVEN SIT ON A TOILET OR WIPE THEY'RE ASS IS BEYOND ME .
FRANKLY I WANT TO GET MY MEASLY LITTLE PROVISIONS TO SUSTAIN LIFE FOR A FEW MORE DAY'S N GET THE HELL OUT OF THEY'RE AFTER ENDURING FIFTEEN MINUTES OF SHUFFLING AROUND WAITING FOR ALL THESE STINKING PEOPLE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FRIGGING WAY . KNOWING VERY WELL I HAVEN'T GOT TO EVERYTHING I NEEDED BUT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH AN I CAN LIVE WITH WHAT I HAVE ACCUMULATED SO IT'S TIME TO LEAVE .. CRAP I NEVER EVEN GOT TO THE POINT OF THIS POST . WHICH WAS MY ARTICULATE RENDITION OF STRANGE . BUT YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT I GUESS N BE `HAPPY WITH WHAT I HAVE GOT SO FAR . SO HAVE A NICE DAY .
AN IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DICTION GRAMMAR OR CHARACTER REFERENCES WELL YOU CAN JUST KISS MY ASS ! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AN AS FAR AS CARING A RATS ASS IF YOU LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS NOT MY PURPOSE OF WRITING ANYWAYS ...IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL BETTER IF I CAN UNLOAD SOME OF THIS BITCHING N COMPLAINING . N GET IT OFF MY MIND THUS FOURTH YOU NOW MAY UNDERSTAND MY REASON FOR BEING HERE AN LIVING ANOTHER DAY .

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HOW MAY I SAY THIS POLITELY. WHAT REALLY IS SUCH ? INQUIRING TO THE REALITY OF TODAY'S WORLD . IT MAY TAKE QUITE A BIT OF PONDERING.

TO SUCH AN EXTENT

GIVES ME CONCERN OVER JUSTIFYING VIEWING THE DECREPIT PUBLIC.

UPON SHOPPING I COME TO REALIZE

THE DISTINCT POSSIBILITY

THAT

NORMAL HAS BEEN FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.

AND HAS BEEN REPLACED

OUTRIGHT

STRANGE