Sunday, June 22, 2008

STRANGE

STRANGE ?
YES I UNDERSTAND IT'S A BIT HARSH . ALTHOUGH IN ALL REALITY I AM TRYING TO BE POLITE . THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THIS ... UPON ENTERING THE GROCERY STORE I AUTOMATICALLY REALIZE . THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAY'S .
YOU SEE THE NOISE LEVEL WAS AT A PEAK .. IT SEEMS THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF MY LITTLE TOWN WAS OUT THAT DAY . DECIDING TO GO SHOPPING AT THE SAME POINT IN TIME I ACTUALLY NEEDED TO. YOU SEE I WAIT UNTIL THE VERY LAST MINUTE . EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE . NOT ONE MORSEL A CAN A COOKIE LEFT
AN AS ONE DEAR FRIEND TOLD ME . WHEN ALL IS LEFT IN THE REFRIGERATOR IS LITE . YOU KNOW ITS TIME OF COURSE. BUT PONDERING THE FACT THAT VENTURING OUT IS WELL A PAIN IN THE ASS . CONSIDERING I FIND MYSELF LOOKING AT THE DOG WONDERING IF PUPPY STEW COULD PUT OFF GOING OUT FOR JUST ONE MORE DAY . THE DOG HE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND THE CONTEMPLATIONS GOING THRU MY MIND .. I AM NOT SURE IF IT'S THE ABILITY TO READ MINDS OR THE REALITY OF MY BREATHING N SOUND COMING FROM MY STOMACH THAT HE PICKS UP ON OR THE REALIZATION OF HIM SEEING ME DROOL IN ANTICIPATION OF THE UPCOMING EVENTS ... NEVER THE LESS HE PICKS UP ON IT SOMEHOW AN MAKES LIKE A TREE N LEAVES THE AREA ...HIS FAVORITE HIDING PLACE IS THE CLOSET OR THE KITCHEN CABINET UNDER THE SINK .. I DON'T KNOW HOW HE MASTERED THE ABILITY TO EVEN GET IN THERE... BUT HES BOUND N DETERMINED TO NOT BECOME DINNER SO HE THROWS HIMSELF AGAINST THE CABINETS PAWING N SCRATCHING TO GET A HOLD ON IT BANGING AGAINST IT UNTIL LIKE A BASKET BALL IT REBOUNDS ENOUGH TO GET A NOSE IN THERE.. AND HES IN THE REST OF THE DAY THERE IS NOT A SOUND OUT OF THIS DOG . HE KNOWS IF THERE IS ONE MERE FRECKLE OF NOISE HIS TIME ON THIS EARTH MAY BE LIMITED . AN PUPPY STEW COULD VERY WELL BE THE NIGHTS MAIN COURSE ...REALIZING SUCH IN HIS NERVOUSNESS AND ABANDONMENT I RELINQUISH TO THE FACTS IT'S TIME TO VENTURE OUT IN THE WORLD FOR PROVISIONS .. BESIDES IF I DON'T GET A CUP OF COFFEE CREAM N SUGAR PLEASE ..."YUMMIES" I WILL GO COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND .. AN IN MY COURSE OF FIGHTING OFF HUNGER PAINS COFFEE IS THE BEST THING ...I CAN GO DAY'S ON JUST COFFEE CREAM N SUGAR .. YEAH LOADS OF IT MOURNING NOON N NIGHT NOT A DAY GOES BY THAT I AM NOT SWILLING IT BUY THE PITCHER FULL . THESE DAY'S ESPECIALLY WITH THE ECONOMY THE WAY IT HAS BEEN .. WHO REALLY CAN AFFORD FOOD ! SO THE TIME HAS COME THE DOG HAS BEEN BURIED UNDER THE SINK FOR A DAY AN A HALF . AN I AM OUT OF SUGAR N CREAMER . THE SHEAR THOUGHT OF GOING OUT IS OF COURSE AN ADVENTURE AN EXPEDITION TO BE PLANED WELL THOUGHT OUT N EXECUTED AT THE UTMOST APPROPRIATE TIME . YOU SEE EVERYBODY SEEM TO BE IN A FREAKING HURRY TO GET WHERE EVER THE HELL THEY ARE GOING . AN PICKING THE RIGHT TIME HAS MANY THOUGHTS N CONSIDERATION'S TO BE PONDERED OVER ...YOU SEE THERE IS THE MOMMIES N DADDIES AN THE PRECIOUS LITTLE SNOWFLAKES ,CRUMB SNATCHERS ,SNOT MONGERS , AN SCREAMING LITTLE BASTARDS . RUNNING AROUND RAISING HAVOC AN CLOGGING THE AISLES . THERE IS TOURIST THEY ARE NOT TO BAD ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE NO FRIGGING IDEA WHERE ANYTHING IS AT AN THEY WANDER AIMLESSLY AROUND IN SEARCH OF WELL WHATEVER THE HELL THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ..THEY ARE NOT SO MUCH IN A HURRY AFTER ALL THEY ARE ON VACATION N TIME FOR THEM IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT REALITY . I THINK JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY PLEASE . I HAVE LEARNED SAYING SOMETHING IS RELATIVELY WORTHLESS . ANYWAY'S . BACK TO THE POOR DADDIES WITH A CART FULL OF SCREAMING BANSHEES N SEVERAL RUNNING AROUND DUE TO THE FACT THEY HAVE GRADUATED FROM JUST A HANDFUL TO A TOTAL PAIN IN THE ASS AN CANT FIT IN THE SHOPPING CART ANYMORE ...THE LOOK ON THEY'RE FACE TELLS IT ALL . JUST HAD IT UP TO HEAR N HIS LIFE OF FREEDOM N CAREFREE IS TOTALLY OVER DOOMED TO WORK THE REST OF HIS PITIFUL LIFE FOR WHAT ? SO THAT HIS PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE CAN GO TO COLLEGE AN GET A JOB AT ? WELL YOU KNOW HOW IT IS 50,000.00 FOR A PIECE OF PAPER N A MASTERS IN THE EASIEST F N THING THEY CAN GET THRU N WASTE MORE TIME THAN EVER AT WHAT EVER THEY CAN FIGURE TO BECOME A SHEER LOOSER LIKE DADDY .... PERPETUAL LIFE SUCKING MONSTER THEY ARE THAT'S A GIVEN ...MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE STORE .. THEN THERE IS THE STINKING SLOW ASS OLD PEOPLE . I CALL THEM CRITICAL DUSTERS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THEY ARE SO OLD THEY ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE N BECOME DUST VERY SOON . YOU KNOW THEY HAVE SCREWED OVER SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD IT CANT BE COUNTED JUST TO GET WHERE THEY ARE AT TODAY . RETIRED AN LIVING IN FLORIDA ...THEY SHUFFLE ALONG USUALLY ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER OR THEMSELVES . BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN WITH EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG THEY CANT EVEN STAND THEMSELVES . AFTER ALL I WOULD JUST HATE MYSELF FOR GETTING TO BE SO STINKING DECREPIT IN THE FIRST PLACE . AN THEN HAVING TO PUT UP WITH LOOKING AT SUCH AN UGLY FACE WITH A SOUR ASS PUSS EXPRESSION EACH N EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY . DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE HIM OR HER THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME . DISGUSTED BECAUSE THEY WOKE UP THIS MORNING N THEY AREN'T DEAD YET . AN THEY HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER DAY WITH EACH OTHER . SIGH THAT'S THE REASON I SMOKE LIFE INSURANCE I WILL BE DEAD LONG BEFORE I GET TOO OLD TO HATE LOOKING AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR . OR HAVING TO PUT UP WITH HIS OR HER SHIT FOR WAY TOO LONG . AN THEN THERE'S PEOPLE LIKE ME YOU CAN TELL THEY HAVE TO BE THEY'RE THEY HAVE NO FOOD LEFT N THEY ARE STARVING N AT THEY'RE WIT'S END AN HATING THE FACT THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE JUST TO GET A FEW PROVISIONS TO SUSTAIN LIFE FOR A FEW MORE DAYS . THEY ARE IN A RUSH EVERY BODY'S LALLYGAGGING AROUND AN THEY CAN'T GET OUT OF THEY'RE FAST ENOUGH . OH I FORGOT THEN THERE IS THE FAT ASSES . YOU KNOW WHAT I AM POINTING OUT A BUTT SO STINKING HUGE YOU CANT EVEN SEE THE SHOPPING CART IN FRONT OF THEM THEY ARE TAKING UP THE ENTIRE AISLE AN THE SHOPPING CART LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE PINK TOY CARTS THE LITTLE GIRLS PLAY WITH ACTING LIKE THEY'RE MOMMIES . LOADED DOWN WITH LEAN CUISINES FAT FREE THIS N THAT'S AN MORE SNACK FOOD THAN MOST PEOPLE CAN EAT IN A YEAR. MY GOODNESS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE EATEN FOUR OR FIVE PEOPLE WHOLE . AN HAVEN'T DIGESTED THE BONES YET ...HOW THEY EVEN GET IN A CAR I HAVE NO STINKING IDEA . LET ALONE GET OUT OF ONE .. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU HAVE SEEN THE CARS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AN THE LEFT REAR BUMPER IS FIVE INCHES LOWER THAN THE RIGHT . N WHEN THEY GET OUT YOU CAN HEAR THE CAR SCREAM IN RELIEF THAT FAT ASS HAS GOTTEN OUT . IT'S AMAZING THEY CAN EVEN GET BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL LET ALONE TURN IT ... ALSO IN THE CHECK OUT LINE THEY HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO GET BETWEEN THE COUNTER N THE RAILING . HOW THE HELL THEY CAN EVEN SIT ON A TOILET OR WIPE THEY'RE ASS IS BEYOND ME .
FRANKLY I WANT TO GET MY MEASLY LITTLE PROVISIONS TO SUSTAIN LIFE FOR A FEW MORE DAY'S N GET THE HELL OUT OF THEY'RE AFTER ENDURING FIFTEEN MINUTES OF SHUFFLING AROUND WAITING FOR ALL THESE STINKING PEOPLE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FRIGGING WAY . KNOWING VERY WELL I HAVEN'T GOT TO EVERYTHING I NEEDED BUT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH AN I CAN LIVE WITH WHAT I HAVE ACCUMULATED SO IT'S TIME TO LEAVE .. CRAP I NEVER EVEN GOT TO THE POINT OF THIS POST . WHICH WAS MY ARTICULATE RENDITION OF STRANGE . BUT YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT I GUESS N BE `HAPPY WITH WHAT I HAVE GOT SO FAR . SO HAVE A NICE DAY .
AN IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DICTION GRAMMAR OR CHARACTER REFERENCES WELL YOU CAN JUST KISS MY ASS ! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AN AS FAR AS CARING A RATS ASS IF YOU LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS NOT MY PURPOSE OF WRITING ANYWAYS ...IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL BETTER IF I CAN UNLOAD SOME OF THIS BITCHING N COMPLAINING . N GET IT OFF MY MIND THUS FOURTH YOU NOW MAY UNDERSTAND MY REASON FOR BEING HERE AN LIVING ANOTHER DAY .

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